Anything that sorrounds the penis during any kind of sex, ussually used to keep semen out of the vagina. Comes rolled up and you gotta unroll it over your dick you moron.
makes sex less fun. makes sex less often (when you dont have it).
makes sex less fun. makes sex less often (when you dont have it).
by Urban Dictionary May 18, 2005
Get the Condom mug.The mixture of seminal fluid and vaginal lubrication that leaks out of the female post-coitus.
Not to be confused with concockssion.
Not to be confused with concockssion.
by Le Renard et Le poulet November 16, 2010
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by macbeth1989 January 16, 2011
Get the condom money mug.Device used to tighten a condom. Used as an insult for someone like saying they're wrapping around a penis. It also combined 2 unlikely words which give it some added humor.
by Takuban November 6, 2006
Get the condom wrench mug.by Ginorm Epoo December 30, 2007
Get the condom rippler mug.Where you gut a bird and use it as a condom. Usually used as a last resort on prom night. Slogans include: "Protect your pecker with a pecker".."Don't bang your bird without your bird".."Let the bird see your worm".."Birds love seeds, give them your seed"
Elliot had nothing to use on prom night, as a last minute thought he gutted this poor sparrow and made a Bird Condom. He used that instead, safe to say for the least of it, he protected his pecker.
by Liquailliam May 17, 2014
Get the Bird Condom mug.an expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another combined with an expression of sympathy to someone who is experiencing pain arising from death, deep mental anguish, or misfortune.
Someone tells you they are having a baby but you are not sure that they meant/want to be pregnant: "I would like to offer my deepest condolulations"
by blamo54 December 19, 2012
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