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Condom

Anything that sorrounds the penis during any kind of sex, ussually used to keep semen out of the vagina. Comes rolled up and you gotta unroll it over your dick you moron.
makes sex less fun. makes sex less often (when you dont have it).
Condoms are for pussies!!

-Ima fuck you up!
-well you better use a condom so i dont get pregnant
by Urban Dictionary May 18, 2005
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Concocksion

The mixture of seminal fluid and vaginal lubrication that leaks out of the female post-coitus.

Not to be confused with concockssion.
You fucked her in my car and she leaked concocksion all over my upholstery.
by Le Renard et Le poulet November 16, 2010
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condom money

Dude! I found condom money in the cushions!
by macbeth1989 January 16, 2011
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condom wrench

Device used to tighten a condom. Used as an insult for someone like saying they're wrapping around a penis. It also combined 2 unlikely words which give it some added humor.
someone acting gay and stupid.

"What the hell are you doing, condom wrench!?"
by Takuban November 6, 2006
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condom rippler

when a girl is riding you , and decides to fart on your dick , and you take it and keep going .
trevor:so i brought this chick home , and she pulled out the condom rippler on me , it was awful.
by Ginorm Epoo December 30, 2007
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Bird Condom

Where you gut a bird and use it as a condom. Usually used as a last resort on prom night. Slogans include: "Protect your pecker with a pecker".."Don't bang your bird without your bird".."Let the bird see your worm".."Birds love seeds, give them your seed"
Elliot had nothing to use on prom night, as a last minute thought he gutted this poor sparrow and made a Bird Condom. He used that instead, safe to say for the least of it, he protected his pecker.
by Liquailliam May 17, 2014
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condolulations

an expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another combined with an expression of sympathy to someone who is experiencing pain arising from death, deep mental anguish, or misfortune.
Someone tells you they are having a baby but you are not sure that they meant/want to be pregnant: "I would like to offer my deepest condolulations"
by blamo54 December 19, 2012
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