Communazi

After the realization that communism and fascism are functionally equivalent ideologies, it was a concern that some people who consider themselves communists and/or nazis may only be insulted by association with the crimes of one or the other group, rather than both as they justly deserve.

As such, the portmanteau 'Communazi' was invented to amend this gaping flaw in the English language.

After killing 62 million innocent people to Mao's mere 49 million and Hitler's frankly pitiful 48 million, Stalin conclusively won the Communazi Olympics.

by Obama lan Biden August 21, 2010

computer geek

someone who is knowledgeable in things related to computers, internet, softwre, hardware, etc. beyond the average person.

See also Dork.

Tom is so great with photoshop you'd think he's a computer geek or something.

by HomerCO March 5, 2004

computer

A tool used for people to communicate with each other and have fake sex. The source of evil in the world. Started many a scary cults.

Callie and Ki started a cult, and recruited Kali, Bob, Anna, Nikki and all the rest. We blame those damn computers

by theeclique September 14, 2003

Personal Computer

A tenacious and vindictive machine, whose primary function in the domestic sphere at the conclusion of the 20th century was electronic solitaire, yet within one year of the 21st century literally held every aspect of human life in its hands.

My personal computer is way too personal.

by nethcev! September 8, 2006

Non Compus Mentus

Latin for "not complete of mind", basically meaning "stupid". See: Ignoramus.

Bob: Hey, Mark...
Mark: What?
Bob: You're non compus mentus.
Mark: I don't know what that means, but fuck you anyway.

by Grammar_Nazi January 21, 2008

Internal Combustion

A masterbation technique in which the user takes a shower while masterbating. At the exact point of climax the user simultaneously switches the water to ice cold. Creates an extremely relaxing effect.

I preformed internal combustion in the shower and I feel so relaxed!

by Solcomets October 1, 2010

commu-nazi

a strange term invented by Emmanuel Rondon after hearing about the Nazi-Soviet Pact during World WarII

actually Joseph Stalin

by David Wilson March 17, 2004