Whiskey dick club. Where the members have had enough alcohol that their significant others won't get any action that night.
by Dickfer June 17, 2016
Get the WD clubmug. A play on Club Keno, it is the equivalent of joining the Mile High Club, except you are having sex with a cancer patient who has undergone chemotherapy
by Onslaught43 May 9, 2019
Get the Club Chemomug. A deliberate change of sleep pattern with the intention to shift one's peak energy level toward nocturnal activities. Experienced especially after several consecutive nights of drinking and dancing. Etymological origin are the words "jet lag" and to go "clubbing".
Three days after school started I still had difficulties getting up early in the morning because I was still suffering from a severe club lag.
by tGitS September 17, 2010
Get the club lagmug. A paid membership in Roblox. Comes in 3 tiers: Classic ($), Turbo ($$) and Outrageous ($$$). Every day these memberships give you a small amount of Robux. You can also make and upload clothes, make and join more groups and trade items with other people.
by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 April 1, 2017
Get the Builder's Clubmug. a game where people make a circle and start throwing money in the circle.
one may choose to grab the money but...
that person may be kicked and stomped until he gets out of the circle with the money
one may choose to grab the money but...
that person may be kicked and stomped until he gets out of the circle with the money
by itsaboy January 29, 2014
Get the cash clubmug. 
Get the Deuce of Clubsmug. he held onto my shoulders as we walked into a building. i was read to take off the blindfold from my eyes.
i was shocked when i took off my blindfold to see multiple groups of people having sex. it was a club, but not a normal one.
“it’s a sex club you said you wanted to try new things”
“maybe this isnt so bad”
we walked around and i looked at an older couple having 69 sex on the bar.
next to them, there was a threesome happening.
i felt my panties dampen and my nipples harden up.
“fuck me”
i sat on a counter and my spouse ripped my shirt off of my chest. i wasn’t wearing a bra, i never know when we’re going to have sex.
he grabs one breast in his hand and the other in his mouth. a sharp breath is released from my mouth.
with a moan, he lifts my skirt and immediately begins to lick up and down my slits through my open crotch panties
my moans fill the room and i can feel him breathe in.
he plunges two fingers in and i scream. i cum.
i turn him onto the bar and put my legs by his mouth and my mouth by his dick. i suck him up and down as he eats me out.
i scream in beautiful pain when i feel something jab it’s way into my ass. a male stuck his cock in my ass.
my boyfriend is fine with it, turned on by it even.
we fuck for hours in the bar.
halfway through, a girl sitting on my face after my man has too many orgasms.
we fuck
and fuck
after the many hours of fucking we decide to wrap it up. but we plan “book clubs” every tuesday and thursday. cant wait.
i was shocked when i took off my blindfold to see multiple groups of people having sex. it was a club, but not a normal one.
“it’s a sex club you said you wanted to try new things”
“maybe this isnt so bad”
we walked around and i looked at an older couple having 69 sex on the bar.
next to them, there was a threesome happening.
i felt my panties dampen and my nipples harden up.
“fuck me”
i sat on a counter and my spouse ripped my shirt off of my chest. i wasn’t wearing a bra, i never know when we’re going to have sex.
he grabs one breast in his hand and the other in his mouth. a sharp breath is released from my mouth.
with a moan, he lifts my skirt and immediately begins to lick up and down my slits through my open crotch panties
my moans fill the room and i can feel him breathe in.
he plunges two fingers in and i scream. i cum.
i turn him onto the bar and put my legs by his mouth and my mouth by his dick. i suck him up and down as he eats me out.
i scream in beautiful pain when i feel something jab it’s way into my ass. a male stuck his cock in my ass.
my boyfriend is fine with it, turned on by it even.
we fuck for hours in the bar.
halfway through, a girl sitting on my face after my man has too many orgasms.
we fuck
and fuck
after the many hours of fucking we decide to wrap it up. but we plan “book clubs” every tuesday and thursday. cant wait.
by ohyespleasegodplease December 13, 2021
Get the sex clubmug.