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brandon

Brandon is nice and a good dude. Only because he likes you. He will have your back until he likes you. After he is done crushing on you. You will not mean anything to him. Brandon is a big jerk. he is only there for some kind of a reason, not because he is your good friend. but don't worry, not all Brandon's are jerks. Try your luck too, you will find a true Brandon who will be better than this Brandon.
hey i am Brandon.
by Lauren77 May 15, 2018
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BRANDON

by G.Bizzzzz December 15, 2017
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hey ur such a brandon
by revengebitch33 May 5, 2019
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Brandonize

To influence, meditate or alter a situation or outcome in ones favor in a clandestine way.
To make a series of suggestions to a group so when they meet they all come to the same conclusion. The one you planted.

"You brandonized that meeting, everyone was eating out of your hands"
by alovelyman October 31, 2011
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you’re an absolute idiot and you’re dyslexic but i love you anyways but i’ll put you down real quick if you try anything
brandon’s a bitch
by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020
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A skinny dickbreath who smells worse than hot garbage.
Danielle: "Did you see Brandon?"

Sarah: "No, but I smelled burning trash and ballsack breath so I knew he was close by."
by brandondickbreath February 1, 2020
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a very irritating kid who has no life and constantly annoys his friends, often disliked by manny people.
"stop being such a brandon"
by peepee1392 June 12, 2019
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