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North American Bald Beaver

Most deadly species of beaver in the world. Will jump on a man's face and rip his tongue out.
Policeman: "Yeah those North American Bald Beavers are deadly."
Guy: "Yeah? I've never seen one, what they look like?"
Policeman: "They are bald, and have a pink inside"
by locutus89 February 22, 2009
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Wally and the Beaver

Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro, democratic candidates for President and Vice President in the 1984 election.

From two characters in the Leave it to Beaver TV show.
Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro were a couple of mush wimp do-gooder liberal twerps. They wanted to raise taxes use the money to support lazy people. They wanted to pass and enforcepolitically correct racist laws. During the campaign, people ridiculed them as "Wally and the Beaver."
by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005
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beemer

A Beemer is a BMW vehicle. One of the major luxury automobile manufacturers, BMW is the parent company of the Mini and Rolls Royce brands.
Examples of Beemers.

BMW cars and average income per year of vehicle owner and price of car.

BMW 8-Series- Yearly Income: $196,000 Vehicle Price: 85,200

BMW 7-Series- Yearly Income $175,000 Vehicle Price: 75,975

BMW 5-Series Yearly Income $120,000 Vehicle Price: 45,425
by Kleg March 20, 2008
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Beeper

An inexplicably and undefineably speedy person. They're very competitive in nature and are constantly making bets or challenges. Upbeat and energetic and always seem to sneak up and disappear without being seen or heard. Commonly referred to as a mouse or roadrunner and are normally small in stature yet surprisingly incredibly strong and powerful. Athletic, especially in aquatic or racing sports. Usually become antisocial when they are tired or grumpy.
Wow, where did she come from?
I dunno! She's definitly a beeper.
by Blackhole18 April 30, 2009
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feed the beaver

a tem used to describe the act taken by a stripper when a dollar bill is folded and placed on the flat surface where she is standing (usually a stage)in a triangular shape pointing up, the stripper then proceeds to squat down and picks up the dollar with her hairy little beaver. if the puntang is shaven see feed the kitty
I love playing feed the beaver with Candi at the strip club
by Da Snake August 27, 2006
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beaver cheese

When I went down on my bitch, i noticed the build-up of beaver cheese all up in her shit! Damn woman, clean up your butter!
by J-Dawg March 15, 2004
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beaver diving

yo man i went beaver diving with Daves mom last night
by Amar Mujadzic November 16, 2004
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