basic

A very shallow and superficial person usually found with a cup of Starbucks.

Wow she is a real basic bitch.

by Thot banisher May 16, 2018

Basic Mike

A fucken pendejo who has no game often comes in at work fucking bitching and complaining about every fucking think due to all the shit he goes through (literally)

A person which asks do you miss me and gets rejected with No your just Basic Mike

Pinche Basic Mike.

Hey do you miss me ? No your just basic mike

by Cfanco June 7, 2018

Basic Virgin

Those dumb witted, slimy mother fuckers who like to put their crushes stupid name as a definition on Urban Dictionary and saying something "nice" and "thoughtful" such as, "Stacy is the best human being on this world, and is SO gorgeous and is the nicest, funniest girl you'll ever meet."

fucking heathens.

Dave: Yesterday I was on Urban Dictionary voting on some nice, actually unique definitions until I came across Dan's STUPID and WASTE OF SPACE definition about his crush.

Daniel: Doesn't he know that isn't unique in any sense? What a fucking Basic Virgin.

by Xx_Titty__Milk_xX June 18, 2018

Basicitis

A disease that causes one to conform to suburban and conventional values; symptoms may include: never leaving your home town, wearing Michael Kors and Tori Burch, getting engaged to your high school sweetheart, and having pictures frames with etched phrases such as "Family", "Live Laugh Love", "if I know what love is, it is because of you"

Lauren was diagnosed with basicitis - she thinks NYC = Times Square and M&M World.

by Russell J June 23, 2018

Basic

Basic is a way to describe the average white person. They always follow trends and use constant Social media. Another word for someone who is basic is a thot.

Normal person: hey where do you want to eat

Basic person: Starbucks, I hear they have a new frappachino

by One shooty boi June 28, 2018

Basic Caveman

Rob VanKuiken is a straight basic caveman.

Robbie went full basic caveman when he stuck that 18G in that dudes bicep

by Honeynutts July 18, 2018

Basic Snitch

A person who is an old fashioned, basic ass tattletale.

That Basic Snitch, Ellen just told the boss that I took my sick days to fuck my side boy.

by Izzabella Martini August 3, 2018