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Vegetarian Barbecue

Smoking weed with friends. Smoke is produced much like at a BBQ but there is no meat, only tree, thus it is a vegetarian BBQ.
"Ay lets go have a vegetarian barbecue bring that weed"
Vegetarian Barbecue by RJ_J February 18, 2014

Nude barber 

Ud nude Barber @miyagi omnia regit

I for one prefer erotic barbershop as opposed to thug hunters because thug hunters lacks the authenticity whereas erotic barbershop is actually a bunch of thugs just having fun - it’s like what you’d do with your homies if there was no societal boundaries that would label you as “gay”. Of course, if you did what they’re doing, yes, it would be gay, but something is off about this. Something isn’t gay about this. They’re just a bunch of dudes giving fire ass fades and sucking each other off. Sometimes a handjob after the haircut. Good lord can you imagine how nice it would be to get sucked off by your barber right after he lines you up.

See, thug hunters lacks authenticity. Yes yes, we have classics like Sean Xavier, and while epic, they’re too funny — they’re too much of an act, and quite frankly, it just lacks the genuine part that is erotic barbershop. They don’t need lines, scripts, or pretending not to like it. The fellas actually enjoy the time they spend together in the shop getting their cut
Nude barber by Sol omnia regit March 14, 2022

Barber's Pole 

The result of a sexual liaison with a menstruating woman.
"I finally got down & dirty with that Janet, but she'd got the painters in. Didn't much care at the time, but my dick looked like a goddam Barber's Pole when it was over"
Barber's Pole by Bluetyphoon August 6, 2004

Bag of Babies 

The product of a toe curling orgasm for a human male. An orgasm so amazing that it literally drains every bit of reproductive material from the scrotal sack. The overwhelmingly large amount of ejaculate being the entire bag's contents.
Rob: "Tanessa gave me a bj so good last night that I swear she swallowed a whole bag of babies when I came."

Joey: "You know what they say: 'a bag of babies a day keeps the stork away!'"
Bag of Babies by Odeebee August 10, 2017

white sauce barbecue 

White sauce barbecue is a perversion of dining peculiar to Alabama; lower than even the vinegar-based sauce of North Carolina. It uses a mayonnaise base.
Heidi broke up with Clarence after she discovered that he used white sauce barbecue,
A term for someone who is adorable. Used in Stan twitter to show love for said babie. Usually pretty overrated and makes your insides mush.
Babie by khamomile July 9, 2019