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Breakup AIDS

Breakup-AIDS, noun.

Describing the process or symptoms of a crass weight loss after a breakup of a romantic relationship.

Under certain circumstances during or after a breakup, due to depression or otherwise missing motivation, an individual will eat far less than usual.

Hence the individual – often in a very short period of time – will visibly lose weight, which in turn will make outside people suspect the individual is infected with AIDS or a similar, life threatening disease, that is usually known to let people lose weight drastically.
Jennifer broke up with James.
James has lost a lot of weight. He looks like bones and skull... seems like he's got Breakup AIDS.
by Justlettinuknowaboutthis June 2, 2016
mugGet the Breakup AIDSmug.

Space Aids

Space aids are when you join a VC and your friend has a voice changer from voice mod and uses it in your VC then you are infected with SPACE AIDS.
Bro i got a voice changer check it out! Now you have space aids mother fucker!
by Space Aid Havin Motha Fucka August 14, 2023
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Okehampton AIDS

When you kiss too many people from Okehampton party and contract aids
“Damn! I kissed 10 people from Okehampton and now I’ve got Okehampton AIDS!”
by shreklover999 April 7, 2023
mugGet the Okehampton AIDSmug.

AIDS Grenade

AIDS Grenade (noun): When you start hanging out with a chick who has AIDS, just so that everyone will think you close, and then when your enemies come out of the woodwork to bang her, they get AIDS.
Dude: 'Does Jim really bang that junkie chick who's always hanging around?'

Bro: 'Naw, she's an AIDS Grenade.'
by doktorj November 24, 2014
mugGet the AIDS Grenademug.

Aids Socks

A stupid idea with a logical train of though leading up to it.
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)
Person 1: Your frisbee is on the roof? I'll climb up and get it.

Person 2: Yeah, thanks

Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!

Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit
by Amski D January 17, 2009
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CRAB AIDS

Crab aids is a batter way of saying something is aids because adding crab before it is funnier because it makes zero sense. ROH ROH RAGGY
School today was crab aids my skillet.
Facts my brostar.
by Crabaids taste good November 24, 2021
mugGet the CRAB AIDSmug.

Monkey Aids

Once monkey aids is said everyone must T-pose
Ryan: Monkey aids

Aidan’s Mom at 1 am: T-pose
by I AM BROCK!!! July 22, 2018
mugGet the Monkey Aidsmug.

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