A shit so intense, that shoots out of your ass so fast it displaces the water in the toilet and splashes it all over the wall behind you; it comes out with such impressive force that it sometimes cracks the porcelain.
by Baby_Blaster January 19, 2012
Get the Shit Rocket mug.The shit abyss by my understanding is a terrifying place of reckoning, a place and time where you will be forced to face yourself and your decisions. It is referenced by the great Mr. Lahey on the trailer park boys when warning Ricky about his shinanaigans.
"Rick, your going to be consumed by the abyss. You know what that is Rick, the shit abyss? In the abyss there's nothing but you and your character."
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by Genghis Chong July 1, 2014
Get the shit abyss mug.Friend1: Yo where were you? You're 20 minutes late, and your shirt is untucked!
Friend2 (Nude Shitter): Sorry man I was putting my clothes back on in the bathroom, I had mexican food earlier and had to take a huge naked shit!
Friend2 (Nude Shitter): Sorry man I was putting my clothes back on in the bathroom, I had mexican food earlier and had to take a huge naked shit!
by nypaliguy November 9, 2009
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Get the Ain't shit mug.A Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton.
Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.
Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.
Bad Usage:
That guy must weigh a shit-ton.
Good Usage:
I just payed a shit-ton more money switching to Geico AND it took 20 minutes.
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A shit-ton of thought went into this definition.
That guy must weigh a shit-ton.
Good Usage:
I just payed a shit-ton more money switching to Geico AND it took 20 minutes.
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A shit-ton of thought went into this definition.
by MastaFlava February 16, 2010
Get the Shit-ton mug.'literal shit' Something that is complete shit. Could be used to describe a shitty situation or object.
'What the hell, this is not supposed to happen, this is utter shit!'
'I hate SPSS! This program is utter shit!'
'I hate SPSS! This program is utter shit!'
by offspringjack January 31, 2012
Get the utter shit mug.When you have something to do but you are nervous about doing it, your stomach starts to hurt and when you go to the bathroom you shit diarrhea all over the place.
Hey Jimmy, how did your job interview go?
It went well, but before I went, I had the nervous shits. I blew 10 shits all over the place.
It went well, but before I went, I had the nervous shits. I blew 10 shits all over the place.
by M Dolla November 6, 2013
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