j-string

A man's g-string
A man thong

Johnny's j-string cradled his crotch in the shape pf a J

by Hshveb March 07, 2016

J to the K

A phrase used by white people who are trying (unsuccessfully) to be black, meaning "just kidding".

Maddie: "I hate you."
Tim: "What? why?"
Maddie: "Nah, man. J to the K. I love you."

by B00uWhore696 September 25, 2011

J Mickey

A Mickey Mouse shirt composed of many colors; worn only by the most prestigious of all human beings.

Thomas is sporting that J Mickey shirt again.

by Big Country Kellogg March 23, 2007

PB&J

A gay threesome. PB&J meaning Penis, Butt, and Jizz.

Also an overrated sandwich that is easily outclassed by lunchmeat.

John put the P in Tim's B, and Dave started to J all over them, completing the PB&J sandwich.

by DildoOfDarkness January 29, 2016

amphibious J

Term meant for a "J" shaped turd that partially sticks out of the water in a toilet bowl.As popularized in the song "AMPHIBIOUS J" by the rock band feedBach

"Honey LOOK!...the J I made sticks out of the water.AMPHIBIOUS J!"

by JeffMan64 July 12, 2008

Sidharth J

A very hot and sexy Indian with a very big dick. Has a lot of $$ and jacks off every day. He will fuck your shit up if you mess with him and he will reward loyalty. He is a son of the yakuza, (even though he is Indian) and will eventually take over the Akihabara region. Respect him, before it is too late

Girl1: Wow he is such a Sidharth J!
Girl2: Yeah, but hes nothing like the real Sidharth J

by xxxGangsterxxx May 23, 2019

j-diddles

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip

michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes

by urgurg May 15, 2009