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Cocky Ballsboa 

When a women kneels behind her man and pounds his balls like a punching bag. It is a passionate sexual move however is causes excruciating pain.
My gamer wife gave me a Cocky Ballsboa and now I'm infertile.
Cocky Ballsboa by Danger.Drewski. October 19, 2020

a salamanders ballsack 

The username of the SECOND most coolest person on discord next to comparedtub. A salamanders ballsack is superior to you in every single way possible, he is THE perfect human. He is better at you that everything you can think of, as he is the (discord) All-Father. Never start an argument with him as he won’t stop arguing until you literally kill yourself because the all father can get into your brain and make you do and say things you don’t want to do. If you make him angry he will use his magick to cause you to spontaneously combust. He has technology far ahead of the time and will use it to easily locate your exact geological location and will send a (non lethal) bomb to your house that explodes penis shaped glitter and super glue everywhere that sticks tiny pink penis’s to everything. He did it to me twice.

Worship, or perish.
1: Have you ever met a salamanders ballsack?

2: oh you mean the all-father, yes I have worshipped our master.

1: Why did the discord all-father pick that as his username?

2: I think it has something to do with the fact that salamanders don’t actually have ballsacks, but we may never know how the all-father thinks.

Ball depth 

The depth of water where one's balls become extremely cold, and unpleasant shrinkage will occur.
I don't want to swim out any further, I'm almost at ball depth right now.
Ball depth by seriously, come on. August 20, 2009

Ball-crawler 

similar to a pub crawl, but for whores, who crawl, balls.
a slut
"oh did you see that girl"
"yeah she looked like a total ball-crawler"
Ball-crawler by AlCraig AU January 3, 2010

balistashit 

When a rhino(a guy) fucks you up the butt and you shit on its horn (his penis)

When someone is beating you by so much its balistashit

When you realized you just buttfucked your cousin
I was with Jake last night when I balistashited him

Man, your winning by so much its balistashit

Shit man, i just balistashited Emily
balistashit by The Jareds January 16, 2010

Ball gurgler 

One who takes the testicles into the mouth and Gurgles them in true fashion.
"Oh gosh, look who it is..It's Carmen, she's such a ball Gurgler."