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zombie

A theoretical being that some philosophers use to discuss consciousness. A zombie is identical to a regular person in every way (including his behavior), except that he has no subjective, conscious experience at all. The thought experiment goes something like: "How do you know if someone is a zombie?"

Philosophers like John Searle assert that the theoretical possibility of zombies severely hinders our ability to observe and study the phenomenon of consciousness objectively.

Many materialists, however, assert that if a being was structurally and behaviorally identical to a regular person, then consciousness would result as an emergent property -- zombies cannot exist.
Daniel Dennett doesn't believe in zombies.
by brad December 1, 2003
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zombie

An undead soul, possessed and sent out of the grave to thrive upon the flesh of the living.

After a dead body rots underground for a time, it may come to life, first its eyes will reopen, and fingers will begin twitching. The thumping of the heart may return, unless the heart has been removed. This is the rebirth of a human, the birth of a zombie.

Deteriorating, fallen apart and reaking of the foul stench of death, a zombie will raise from the grave by smashing through the coffin and lifting an arm out of the ground, in the normal zombie style. The zombie will proceed to lift itself out of the soil and moan, usually moaning anything like 'Yaaarghhh...' or 'BRAINS!'

If you fall victim to the zombie's feasting of your flesh and brain, you will become a zombie, forever walking, undead.
I'm a zombie. Why else do you think I am here so often?
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003
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zombie roaster

Looking like a zombie (very pale) after smoking weed.
Man, chris was lookng like a zombie roaster last night.
by DB762 November 6, 2006
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Zombree

A member of a secret society of followers who bleed, sweat, and cry breemetal. Only fellow zombrees can sniff out their own by a secret "hand shake," the zombree punch. Created by a select few of Grand Master Zombrees. One can not join, apply, or become a Zombree without beening dubbed such by a level 10 Zombree Master.
There were only a few Zombrees in the pit, at the Job For A Cowboy show.
by Stoney Shaun January 5, 2008
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Zombie-Con

1) A follower of right wing, conservative ideology that follows, spreads and repeats the panderings of radio talk show hosts such as Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter without question.

2) One who over-utilizes things that he has heard on Fox News or conservative talk radio, especially the frequent misuse of the word "liberal".
Bob listens to so much Rush Limbaugh, that you can't even bring up politics without him saying 'Liberal this! and 'Liberal that!', he's like another of those mindless Zombie-Con's.
by Mr Maldrex January 30, 2008
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Zombie-Walking

zombie-walking is the act of walking in a zombie-like state, usually while under the influence of marijuana.

"how did we get to the mall?"
"i think we just zombie-walked cross town,lets get sbarro."

when zombie walking occurs, stop where you are and gain your boundaries, or smoke a spliff and continue.
"how did we get to the mall?"
"i think we've been zombie-walking for miles, lets get sbarro."
by ArghPeteyPirate May 25, 2009
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baby zombie

The fastest thing in the minecraft universe. What’s stupid is they have double the health of a normal zombie and I swear that they do more damage.
Oh shit a baby zombie this ain’t gonna be fun.
by JarvisBanned December 21, 2020
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