38 definitions by JarvisBanned

Hey

What LEGO mini figures say when there’s no helicopter.

A man has fallen into the river. Start the helicopter.
Random guy: HEY
Build the helicopter and save the man. The new rescue helicopter from LEGO City. Base plates and background models not included.

by JarvisBanned February 1, 2020

Klee

so called “Spark Knight for the Knights of Favonius” or in other words, a child arsonist

Klee is best Pyro in the game idc what anyone says

by JarvisBanned March 10, 2021

mac-10

an extremely broken submachine gun in warzone that activision won’t nerf. they won’t nerf it because they are lazy rats that are also extremely money hungry.

cod players: we want anticheat and nerfs to guns like the mac-10
activision: oh so you want store bundles?

by JarvisBanned August 5, 2021

2020

The worst year in history. Some very unfortunate things happened. We almost had World War 3,Australia was on fire, and now Covid-19,which causes you to be locked in you house bored until who knows when and causes all toilet paper to say imma head out. Some people say that this is punishment by god for making the cats movie.

Me: 2020 will be the greatest year.

Out of nowhere: memes, plagues, potential world war, and so much more.

me: frick

by JarvisBanned April 16, 2020

Where

What EVERYONE, including the imposter says besides the person who reported the dead body.

Blue: finds body in medbay
Everyone else: WHEREO

by JarvisBanned October 4, 2020

Kevin

A 2020 term for a male Karen

Kevin: YOU PARKED UR CAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SPACE?!!?!?!.

by JarvisBanned June 17, 2020

Whale

Refers to someone who over spends money in free to play games. Typically in games with random loot boxes like Genshin Impact, but in other games like Fortnite, Rocket League, etc.

My brother is a whale because he spends too much on crates.

by JarvisBanned January 27, 2021