Urban Dictionary: Definitions by JarvisBanned

Can You Hear Me

John Jones: Wait. Wait wait wait. Can you hear me?

by JarvisBanned June 16, 2020

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the biggest flop in call of duty history. it’s full of pay-to-win shit, campers, tryhards, squeakers, fortnite kids that converted to cod after turning 13, etc. plus it has skill based matchmaking to make sure that everyone you play against an absolute sweat

when are they gonna make a good cod instead of this stuff. anyways, don’t buy cod black ops cold war.

by JarvisBanned May 14, 2021

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Bear

A slang term for cop. See also pig, fuzz, popo, and others.

Oh shit. Theres a bear behind me. I gotta pull over.

by JarvisBanned May 29, 2020

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Clowns

6ix9ine, Jake Paul, Morgz, and other annoying cunts on youtube.

They’re clowns cuz they post crap that aint content.

by JarvisBanned May 29, 2020

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Christmas Noob

Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.

Me: oh boy it’s that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ain’t gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking

by JarvisBanned December 16, 2020

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mac-10

an extremely broken submachine gun in warzone that activision won’t nerf. they won’t nerf it because they are lazy rats that are also extremely money hungry.

cod players: we want anticheat and nerfs to guns like the mac-10
activision: oh so you want store bundles?

by JarvisBanned August 4, 2021

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