JarvisBanned's definitions
the biggest flop in call of duty history. it’s full of pay-to-win shit, campers, tryhards, squeakers, fortnite kids that converted to cod after turning 13, etc. plus it has skill based matchmaking to make sure that everyone you play against an absolute sweat
when are they gonna make a good cod instead of this stuff. anyways, don’t buy cod black ops cold war.
by JarvisBanned May 14, 2021
Get the black ops cold warmug. A rule in multiplayer racing games. The rule for rule 1 is that if two cars lock bumpers head to head, they must accelerate into eachother and keep it that way until one of the cars is bumped out of the lock.
by JarvisBanned December 19, 2020
Get the Rule 1mug. A Pokémon trainer from Palet Town that seems to never age. Ever since he turned 10, he hasn’t gained a year and just goes on a dumb adventure across the Various Regions with a goal of being the very best.
by JarvisBanned May 13, 2020
Get the Ashmug. by JarvisBanned October 3, 2020
Get the Wheremug. Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.
Me: oh boy it’s that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ain’t gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking
by JarvisBanned December 16, 2020
Get the Christmas Noobmug. 
by JarvisBanned June 17, 2020
Get the Kevinmug.