JarvisBanned's definitions

mac-10

an extremely broken submachine gun in warzone that activision won’t nerf. they won’t nerf it because they are lazy rats that are also extremely money hungry.

cod players: we want anticheat and nerfs to guns like the mac-10
activision: oh so you want store bundles?

by JarvisBanned August 4, 2021

spitfire

A weapon in apex legends that pussies use.

the spitfire is so fucking op

by JarvisBanned June 4, 2021

black ops cold war

the biggest flop in call of duty history. it’s full of pay-to-win shit, campers, tryhards, squeakers, fortnite kids that converted to cod after turning 13, etc. plus it has skill based matchmaking to make sure that everyone you play against an absolute sweat

when are they gonna make a good cod instead of this stuff. anyways, don’t buy cod black ops cold war.

by JarvisBanned May 14, 2021

newgrounds

a pretty cool website where user upload pretty cool content like games, music, animations, and more. it was created by Tom Fulp, a pretty cool guy and was later popularized by friday night funkin, a pretty cool flash game that crashed the site

ok time to go see what’s cool on newgrounds right now.

by JarvisBanned May 2, 2021

charli d’amelio

talentless clown on tiktok that only got famous by buying followers and her 5 year old stans called dunkins (no relationship to dunkin donuts )

how does charli d’amelio have so much fame she has no talent

by JarvisBanned April 13, 2021

Klee

so called “Spark Knight for the Knights of Favonius” or in other words, a child arsonist

Klee is best Pyro in the game idc what anyone says

by JarvisBanned March 10, 2021

Money Grandpa

Nickname for George Washington, because he’s on the dollar bill

he’s the money grandpa

by JarvisBanned February 1, 2021