A Tonkalonk is a teen that has funnylooking hair, pale skin and is deeply perverted. A tonkalonk also like to play games involving tractors and little kid. They also have a favourite food of earwax and his own dead skin!
by Lewis Gray February 5, 2008
Get the tonkalonk mug.(n.) one who posts on a web forum multiple times in a row, for the sake of seeing their own posts or increasing their post count
Poster A: Hey everyone. I think the Needler is the worst weapon in Halo.
Poster A: Definately the worst weapon.
Poster A: Doesn't even compate to the gravity hammer.
Poster A: It's not even a contest.
Poster A: Bump.
Poster A: The Needler is just so useless. Anyone cool doesn't use it.
Poster B: GG, tornadobitch!
Poster A: Definately the worst weapon.
Poster A: Doesn't even compate to the gravity hammer.
Poster A: It's not even a contest.
Poster A: Bump.
Poster A: The Needler is just so useless. Anyone cool doesn't use it.
Poster B: GG, tornadobitch!
by Kriptini October 20, 2009
Get the tornadobitch mug.a person whose goal is to destroy a tornado before a tree starts to sway. by many such ways as planting a 5-ton charge in the twisters path and blowing it up, killing the tornado, or taking a laser and pointing at the tornado until the whole thing condenses.
Guy: that guy is a tornado fighter! he stopped an F5 tornado from destroying a town!
Guy 2: How?
Guy: After getting charged up the wazoo from his website getting farked, he created a 8-ton explosive charge and planted it RIGHT where the tornado was forming. then, he blew it up, stopped the tornado, and created a foot of rainfall from all the condensed clouds within a 500m radius. the Xplosion was cool, the rainfall, not as much
Guy 3: You guys talking about me? 'cuz i blew up that tornado
Guy 2: How?
Guy: After getting charged up the wazoo from his website getting farked, he created a 8-ton explosive charge and planted it RIGHT where the tornado was forming. then, he blew it up, stopped the tornado, and created a foot of rainfall from all the condensed clouds within a 500m radius. the Xplosion was cool, the rainfall, not as much
Guy 3: You guys talking about me? 'cuz i blew up that tornado
by your best idiot March 27, 2010
Get the Tornado Fighter mug.Used in Great Britain, mainly England. Mainly used to describe a muscular strong guy/girl who has been putting the work in at the gym. Can also be used to describe girls who are pretty or have big backs.
"Man got tonk in gym"
"Jimmy was looking tonk today with his top off"
"That gyal there is tonk, I would deffo smash"
"Jimmy was looking tonk today with his top off"
"That gyal there is tonk, I would deffo smash"
by big man ting 6972453 November 27, 2020
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by BabyMamaFreak April 27, 2017
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