Third Feels

The act of being a third wheel with a couple, and the couple gets into an argument in front of you and you are left feeling weird.

Friend #1: I went out with Jimmy and Sarah last night
Friend #2: Oh Cool! How was it.
Friend #1: Dude they fought all night.
Friend #2: that sucks
Friend #1: I know dude i had third feels all night

by bigspence October 5, 2018

Third nose

You penis that is used to smell things. I don’t know where the second one is.

*fwop* “mhh smells like good pizza”

“How could you tell?”
“I used my third nose”

by 3rdnosecreator June 6, 2018

Third floor

Simply put, the floor the goes unsearched. Any Salty Jake knows that there are never victims on the 3rd floor of a house fire. Residents know to leave a building, especially the 3rd floor if it is the fire floor, so a Salty Jake knows not to waste his time searching more than 2 floors.

A kid almost died on the third floor.

by eggplantsucks June 11, 2018

third cousin

Great-grandparent's sibling's great-grandchild.

My third cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

third cousin-aunt

Parent's female third cousin.

My third cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

third cousin-uncle

Parent's male third cousin.

My third cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

third cousin-pibling

Parent's third cousin.

My third cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019