Quod The Fuck? 

Quod the Fuck? - the latinization of "What the fuck?" by Eddie Izzard.

Steven: "What the fuck is that?!"
Basil: "Steven, you fool. We're in Rome - it's 'Quod the fuck?'! And that's a raptor with a hat on."

Quod The Fuck? by zTrick February 2, 2010

Quarterback for the Buckaneers 

The coolest halloween costume ever. Made of several quarters on one's back in the shape of a Q.B. (Quarter-back) Then a single dollar bill is taped onto each ear. (Buck-an-ear) Whoever wears this costume is everybody's favorite kid.

Old Lady: What?? What are you?!
Two kids: A cereal killer and a quarterback for the buckaneers
(kid 1 turns around to show the quarters)
Old Lady: What?! That's not a real costume!!

Two kids: Wait, can we have candy
Old Lady: NOOOOOooo!!!!

Quarterback for the Buckaneers by notoriouskimmerz June 25, 2009

Queso hit/on the carpet 

Slang for a situation suddenly escalating in a negative context. Synonymous to 'shit hitting the ceiling'.

Damian was on the verge of having a breakdown. The tipping point being an unsuspecting girlscout who just happened to roll over Damian's foot with a wagon full of ThinMints. Unbeknownst to her, that was the cherry on top a bad day, and that's when queso hit/on the carpet. Following suit was an onslaught of slurrs and obscenities that caused the poor girlscout's ears to melt off.

Queso hit/on the carpet by DeafGirlScout November 25, 2020

Queens of the Stone Age 

the band from which the best music comes from

Shit, QOTSA is fucking awesome.

Queens of the Stone Age by just57 November 3, 2003

Cow queefs in the ass 

A cow queef in the ass is a term used to describe something beyond imagination. If one is to even utter the phrase, they are likely to shit their pants.

Yes, that's right, cow queefs in the ass are the main cause of global warming.

Cow queefs in the ass by Kev Younger August 6, 2011

Quest for the nut 

A young man's journey into adulthood, his mission for intercourse.

Dave: Paul's really stalkin that girl, eh?
Luke: He's on his Quest for the nut.

Quest for the nut by Sweet Lu22 June 16, 2008

Queen of the Nile 

Someone who requires a lot of attention and/or complains a lot.

I hate going on road trips with my mom. She acts like she's the Queen of the Nile.

Or

"Stop complaining, Michelle! Who do you think you are? Queen of the Nile!?"

Queen of the Nile by cardboardgrass April 24, 2015