Squirt-pump

1. majick liquids that generate enormous profit

Computer salesman are good at marketing squirt-pumps.

by Allcity82 January 12, 2022

Squidtastic

Doing well in the moment, or being that guy

“I’m doing Squidtastic” “that guy is so Squidtastic”

by Daecrtz January 18, 2022

squirt buddy

Trusted buddy who helps you achieve orgasam when it’s not happening with your current sexual partners.

I need a squirt buddy. Do I have any friends who are a Squirtologist that can help me out?

by Buddahcandy February 1, 2022

Squirt

The act of expelling liquid during a female orgasm. Contrary to popular belief, this liquid does not come out of the woman's vagina, but in fact is scientifically proven to be mostly urine and is expelled from the urethra.

Those cam girls who brag about being able to squirt, really need to go to a urologist. They're incontinent.

by TheOneBallWonder December 19, 2021

Squirt Sandwich

Two pieces of bread and some pussy squirt. Preferably served on a paper plate for easily disposable shame.

"That squirt sandwich was bussin'." - Nico

by Pepsi Sandwich February 24, 2022

squirtalicious

something worth squirting over

(similar to creamalicious)

gf: babe that sex last night was real squirtalicious

by horny bitch sora March 11, 2022

squirtalicious

something worth squirting over

(similar to creamalicious)

gf: babe that sex last night was real squirtalicious

by horny bitch sora March 11, 2022