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Southorn 

1)The act of disappearing for months on end without valid reason
2)The act of failing to complete one's work in a correct fashion
3)The inability to cease irrelevant speech / waste apparently crucial time rambling on without reason
4)suspiciously convenient memory loss about important issues / things
1)Seria decided to take a Southorn
2)John decided he was going to do a Southorn when marking their work - GCSE students don't want to know ther grades or how to improve them!!
3)Jamie can never stop Southorn-ing
4)Lisa pulled a Southorn when we went to the cinema
Southorn by Gala98 February 20, 2008
Classification for those that are born in the south and constantly carry pink drinks.
BuT iM aCtUaLlY sOuTeRn
Soutern by wwoods June 14, 2019
A slang term to describe something as being below you or simply... "more south"
Dude, Denmark is way souther then Sweden!

That chick is on a bender, if shes not careful she could end up souther.

America is just plain souther
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Souther by westlife69420 August 12, 2015

Southren 

Southren: Collective noun derived from “South” and “Brethren”, southren is a term for describing people conceived through incest without specifying the relationship of two people. Aunt-Sisters, Mum-Daughters, Brother-Uncles and Husband-Dads are all members of somebody’s Southren.
In the North
Wife: Are your brothers coming over for Thanksgiving?
Husband: Yes.

In the South
Sister: Are your southren coming over for Thanksgiving?
Husband: Yes.
Southren by peterpiper2 January 10, 2012
Stylish, Elegant and Classy. Intelligent, successful and fun.
I hear she's gonna marry a Southen, she is soo lucky!
Southen by Judi's A Princess January 7, 2012
Saggy
Droopy
Over-weighted
(Usually refering to breasts)
"Bloody hell, look at the Sutherns on her!"
Suthern by Giuseppe41 May 18, 2009