Southorn 

1)The act of disappearing for months on end without valid reason
2)The act of failing to complete one's work in a correct fashion
3)The inability to cease irrelevant speech / waste apparently crucial time rambling on without reason
4)suspiciously convenient memory loss about important issues / things

1)Seria decided to take a Southorn
2)John decided he was going to do a Southorn when marking their work - GCSE students don't want to know ther grades or how to improve them!!
3)Jamie can never stop Southorn-ing
4)Lisa pulled a Southorn when we went to the cinema

Southorn by Gala98 February 20, 2008

Southern asstray 

While smoking a cigarette or a cigar discard your ashes in a females ass when you are finished suck the ashes out and feed them to her like a momma bird would do to her chicks

If your giving a southern asstray make sure she doesn't fart!!!

Southern asstray by Candyshop2014 October 22, 2013

southern surfboard 

A very risky maneuver when you go out on the swamp and find yourself a gator. Once you get on that gator, you risk your tootsies by dangling them over the mouth hole of that gator.

Me and my cousin snuck out to go southern surfboarding this weekend down in the glades.

southern surfboard by Welcometothegame2markiplier April 14, 2019

southern pansy 

Aziraphale

“Not just a southern pansy sergeant, THE southern pansy!”

southern pansy by Deathandexestentialism August 21, 2019

Martinez Southern Raspberry 

A sex act performed on a woman. Like blowing a raspberry on the stomach, only on her clit. For best results, place the area between the top of your lip and the base of your nose directly onto the clit. Begin blowing as if blowing a raspberry. Be careful to not become light headed.

Alt. Place the woman's clit in between your top and bottom lip and begin blowing, as if blowing a raspberry. Alternate rhythm of raspberry and move around area for best results.

Damn girl, he gave me a Martinez Southern Raspberry and my legs wouldn't stop shaking!

Martinez Southern Raspberry by BDA21 June 24, 2016

Southern Lovechild 

When a man saves his semen so he can impregnate himself after gender change surgery.

Rob didn't trust any woman enough to reproduce his looks and intelligence so he had a Southern Lovechild.

Southern Lovechild by Tube Saloon February 14, 2017

southern spittoon 

The act of spitting the excess chaw spit accumulated from chewing tobacco into your girlfriends vagina.

Billybob southern spittooned me last night, and I got a contact buzz.you could say things are getting pretty serious.

southern spittoon by MattAllen January 28, 2014