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lumberjack slammer hammer

The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.
Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.
by Dogbite May 23, 2018
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sammi-slamming

A male with the name Sammi, who is a light weight drinker and when drunk ends up face down, ass up with his pants around his ankles and left with a sore butthole.
I want to get drunk tonight, but i know Steve is coming so i have to becareful not to end up a victim due to sammi-slamming.
by Hung So-low May 9, 2018
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Hammy Slammy

When you get extremely wasted. Hammered and slammed put together.
Girl did you get hammy slammy last night? Shit yeah, I got hammy slammy.
by kittykaturmom May 13, 2018
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Sahara Slammer

The abrupt insertion of a giant veiny erect dong into a parched, desert-like, unwelcoming butthole.
Let's use some lube this time, I'm still recovering from that sahara slammer last tuesday.
by Sahara Slammer September 29, 2018
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Grand slammin

When a girl gives you a blowjob while wearing a beer can baseball helmet and hands you the straws to drink the beer during the act. Bases loaded optional...
It was the bottom of the ninth and I was noticeably depressed because my team was losing. My girl wanted to cheer me up so she loaded two natty lights in her beer helmet and started grand slammin me
by CaseAandJuan October 15, 2018
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Spam Slamm

The act of masturbating to a calendar of beefy, muscular men.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.
My dad caught me doing the ol’ Spam Slamm while looking at Michael Hayes on the 1988 Wrestling Calendar. Fortunately, I told him I was just really excited about Leap Year.
by The Ether Bunny March 8, 2019
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California Slamdown

The act of randomly jumping on your sexual partner with enough inertia to cause the entire room to shake like an earthquake in California
Alright baby, get ready for the California Slamdown I’m bout ta cause a earthquake up in this bitch
by Retarded_stove May 16, 2019
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