Shit-Baby

A shit-baby occurs when you get backed up for days. Let's just say that sometimes people need some fiber/activia/laxative etc. When you get backed up for days the belly starts to protrude and people my think you are pregnant because of the rounded stomach.

Girl 1: Hey girl are you pregnant?
Girl 2: Nah, I just haven't pooped for 3 weeks.
Girl 1: Oh I see. You have a shit-baby.
Girl 2: Well yes I do.

by McJoselyn March 14, 2009

Shit-baby

A BABY With With a Big pile of Shit on it.

Baby got shit on and we call them shit-baby's

by Apple seed November 29, 2019

Shit Baby

A shit so big and/or painful, it feels like you have given birth out of your butthole.

Will you bring me some ice chips and baby wipes? I swear I just had a shit baby.

by kracken4rmthesea January 2, 2010

Shit baby

A Shit baby is a shit so large that it takes more than a couple flushes and maybe a plunger, usually taking up to an hour to birth. Be sure to watch out for any After-shit if you experience or enter a bathroom previously used to birth a Shit baby"

Kevin: "Ryan, why'd you take so long on the toilet?"
Ryan: "Sorry man, had to birth a Shit baby AND wipe up the After-shit."
Kevin: "Ew, Ryan, TMI."

by monkey with a type-writer June 5, 2018

Shit Baby

a guy who leads you on in a "relationship", and then doesn't have the balls to dump you when its over, but uses made up lame excuses instead of saying "its just not working for me any more", basically treats you like shit and can't end it like a man

Shit Baby told me he heard some things I had said about him, and that was why he wouldn't answer my calls or texts.

by flufferbot March 27, 2013

Shit Baby

A Shit Baby is someone who's so useless, dumb, and dependent that it can't even come out the right hole. Instead of coming out of the pussy, it comes out of the ass while the mother is shitting; indicating why it's a Shit Baby.

That boy Pedro is such a shit baby he can't even use the bathroom on his own.

by PtheGcomingfromD August 27, 2017

shit baby

A baby that is born alive despite no symptoms of pregnancy and/or survived abortion attempts while in the womb.

Jen: Either my stomach is seriously acting up or I am about to have a shit baby.

Chad: That's gross.

Jen: Seriously, it's going to be the size of a child. I have to go.

by megapixel2000 May 21, 2009