A person who is straight but lonely so they purposely get black out drunk and try to fuck anything regardless of sexual orientation.
by CaseAandJuan October 15, 2018
When a girl gives you a blowjob while wearing a beer can baseball helmet and hands you the straws to drink the beer during the act. Bases loaded optional...
It was the bottom of the ninth and I was noticeably depressed because my team was losing. My girl wanted to cheer me up so she loaded two natty lights in her beer helmet and started grand slammin me
by CaseAandJuan October 15, 2018