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Definitions by CaseAandJuan

Grand slammin 

When a girl gives you a blowjob while wearing a beer can baseball helmet and hands you the straws to drink the beer during the act. Bases loaded optional...
It was the bottom of the ninth and I was noticeably depressed because my team was losing. My girl wanted to cheer me up so she loaded two natty lights in her beer helmet and started grand slammin me
Grand slammin by CaseAandJuan October 15, 2018

opporapist 

A person who is straight but lonely so they purposely get black out drunk and try to fuck anything regardless of sexual orientation.
He is such an opporapist I woke up to him black out drunk and buck naked rubbing my head.
opporapist by CaseAandJuan October 15, 2018