samoni

One of the gayest kids you will ever meet online!

Person A: You're really acting like a samoni right now.
Person B: Just because I want to suck your dick doesn't mean I'm a samoni.

by heateroni July 31, 2021

Simonicus

Greekesque parody of the name Simon.

Often given to a mildly douchbagish musical know it all.

This moniker tends to be self applied in spite of its overbearing negative connotations.

If a Simon chose to be know as Simonicus in all likelihood he is suffering from an over inflated ego and lacks certain essential social skills.

Tendency towards loud obnoxious music and glaring pseudo punk rock band apparel.

"Hi, I'm Simonicus."

*gee that guy's coming across as a bit of a tool*

by Meiandus January 13, 2014

simoniebun

Someone who is always fun to be around and is the life of the party. She is very sexy and can pull any nigga she wants and fasholy will take yo nigga. She is also very good at basketball and will break yo WCW ankles.You cannot ever be mad at her because she will always make you forget why u were mad at her when you see that beautiful attractive smile.

Look there goes simoniebun overy there, I gotta hide my nigga befo she takes him.

by Simoniebun July 17, 2017

Simonized

Verb. To be pushed from behind only to have the culprit run away and hide behind the closest object or individual so as to avoid retribution.

Dude, I just got simonized!

by jgus715 May 22, 2018

Simonize

When a forum moderator goes off the rails (postal) and attempts to destroy a forum from within.

Bob the Super Moderator banned all the other Moderators last night and started to Simonize multiple threads on Duckduckgoose.com

by nuttsgt March 2, 2021

simonique

Simonique is wonderful loving young lady, can be aggressive at some point but that just the way she shows her love to people she care about.she goofy fun but boring as hell in her own ways

Simonique is very sweet with her friends

by Simonique June 7, 2021

Simoniuse

A girl who is really smart. She loves her friends. Is really fun to be around. She’s that girl who will take all of the adventures that she can lay her hands on. Usually she can be found surfing, kiting, skiing or having a romantic experience.

Oh look, that girl on the snowboard that’s my summer love - Simoniuse.

by strawberry_D November 23, 2021