Shakespeare

A poet, playwright and actor. Not a bard, as bards played musical instruments and were assholes. Also arguably the first emo fag who wrote poetry like a motherfucker.

"Williiam shakespeare was the greatest PLAY WRITERS of all time."

by Bendrson February 16, 2010

Protein Shake Out of a Meat Straw

Very Simple.

Its a healthy way to offer a girl a chance to give you head.

"Hi, oh wow. Your really in shape... How would you like to have a Protein Shake out of a Meat Straw©?"

by Platinum Romeo November 15, 2006

soul shake

A handshake that primarily follows the sequence of a "shake, grip, and lock." This was originated by the urban culture and is quickly becoming a pop-culture standard.

"Man, dat white boy got flavor. He pulled off a soul shake. He been around the block a few times fam..."

by SexualVanilla December 9, 2008

Alabama Shakes

Withdrawals from alcohol and meth at the same time.

Jim Bob couldn't make the stop sign shootout, he's gotta bad case of the Alabama Shakes.

by kashi70 August 23, 2016

Golden doughnut shake

when you piss in someone's ass and then shucks it out

last night i drank amanda's golden doughnut shake.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

vrez shimey shake

Double vodka soda with a splash of cranberry juice.

yo meng, did Andrew invent the "vrez shimey shake"? for reals? amazing. he's a legend.

by averesca May 9, 2011

shakeface

the process of shaking your face back and forth from left to right with all of your face muscles relaxed. It is best to take a picture of your shakeface to show off to the bros.

my jaw is killing me after all that shakeface action last night!

by fuck off shit lips January 12, 2008