school

A place full of teachers who hate u so they send u home work then if u dont turn it in they get so mad they give u a report card with bad grades so ur parents r mad at u 2

teacher:did u do ur homework
kid:no i got hit by a car
teacher:thats no excuse im giving u a bad grad Ha Ha Ha

school by sky June 2, 2004

school

School:
A place to escape controlling parents and to replace with controlling admins and teachers. With one difference
At school you have friends.
School is for friends; college is for partying.
There is a Reason for getting decent grades: Escape control: If they think "oh s/he's such a good student"; then you can get away with so much more.

School:
Jen: I hate school. I'm gonna drop out...
Jim: Why man, School's for friends...
Jen: Too much work...
Jim: Screw the work do enough so you get a B; then you can keep hanging out with me next semester.

***Walking down hallway sees an Admin oh no, *o*- no pass! Jim acts smoothly.***

Jim: Hey Mr. V how's your day going?
Mr. V: my day is going fine, very well in fact... thanks for asking. You know, you’re not really supposed to be up here, normally I'm supposed to write you up, but I'd hate to spoil my good day, can you please go down stairs...
Jim: Oh I've just got to the Chem. room for a minute... my teacher wanted me to run and get her some supplies...
Mr. V: all right you need me to unlock the door...
Jim: Yeah that's be great!
**Unlocks door**
Mr. V: see you around ... Congrats on the honor role by the way...

Award for good grades:
With your friends off school grounds on Senior Privileges 30 mins later...
Jen: That's what I love about hanging out with you; you can get away with anything; you are in with all the admins.
Jim: Yep. They think we're obeying their rules but we've always got our own agenda. Hand me that fuse... I'll show you the proper way to take care of this watermelon...

school by Di-MonKasaiKitsune April 6, 2007

School

A place where everyone has to go unless they want to end up at a trailer park. If you are not rich you have to work your ass off your whole life just to get a decent job. The End

This is bullshit.
What?
Tiffany got into Harvard Med School when my grades and SAT's were better than hers.
Why are you surprised? Her dad has connections and is a lawyer.

School by Harley Girl October 4, 2008

school

Okay, firstly, I admit I hate school. The stupid rules/dress code, and I have been suspended several times, and I am failing. But to those who rant on and on about "waah, school sucks", and "*cry*, they made me do my homework and run a lot of laps" well boo the fuck hoo. If you want to succeed in life, you need school. An education is a necessity, like food, and water. And it's funny, because ironically enough, those people who ranted about school being "stupid" actually went to school and gained a brain, then they'd realize how retarded they once were acting.

I admit that school can be a bore, and the egotistical teachers that are drunk on power with their stupid rules may be complete hypocrits, but you need school, and school needs you.

You've got your life to think about, don't slack off in school and throw it all away, because when you're homeless and living on the street, I won't be the one to throw you a quarter.

Freddy the homeless bum slacked off in school, so he ended up on the street. When the successful businessman walked past Freddy, he remembered Freddy as being the "cool" kid who bothered the businessman in school for his taped up glasses and funny clothes. So the businessman kicked Freddy in the head as hard as he could and killed him.

Freddy - Got any spare change?
Businessman - No, but I have a $300 dollar shoe with your name on it!
*Smack*

school by Jordan Clark March 6, 2005

School

a place where drunk teachers try to teach you in jail cells. also see prison. a place where if you hear the final bell you're awake and go home ASAP...

~~~~~My Thoughts~~~~~
Dont study, and if thou dont study pay attention to the teacher, you'll get ok grades like C's-B's, do your homework in the morning at school be sure to hide it from the teachers!{no seriously it works!}

School by Its me, its me, the M-E-T-Z! December 8, 2003

school

schools are were children are harvested when they're ready to become adults. In the UK this is until their 16(unless they stay on and do extra exams till their 18) and in America its till their 18 years old. Schools are also unsafe as its not uncommon for students to be raped/assaulted by teachers.

School Teacher - "your mine till your 15 and then i'm going to know the end is near and work you like a dog!"

school by Geon106 December 6, 2006

school

School is another word for gang or set.

Fundip: What school you from?
Fundo: TCE, nigga! Travelling Circles Elementary!! B-yotch!!

school by authOOr July 11, 2006