School

Where you come 5 days a week so you can stare at girls asses in tight leggings and fail tests. And also by drugs!

I love going to school, it's like North Korea but without a sexy Asian fat dick leader!

by Buzzed Lightyear👅 May 9, 2017

Schooling

Function:
The progressive form of the verb to school.
Definition:
To get own3d (or pwn3d,) to suffer great humilation, to straight up loose.

Upon her arrival to the Bean, Molly will receive a schooling in both ping-pong and bowling.

by Da Jonas Brothers December 17, 2008

School

A legal slave house which teachers are the biggest assholes in the world some of the students are the biggest fags or dickheads around. AC is turned on in the winter and heat is on in the summer, also school isnt closed even in the worst winter conditions. And to make your life worse they give out homework to get revenge because when they were our age they had no social life at all. See Unatego

Unatego High School is a perfect exapmle of this

by Rich December 15, 2003

School

A legal version of a sweatshop. Difference is, if teachers were given canes today, they would not survive their first use of it. Give a cane to a sweatshop owner, and he will use it to benefit the economy of india/indonesia/pakistan/taiwan etc etc....

"You gonna wag school today and smoke weeeeeed?" "Nah ill smoke it in class. I bet the teacher needs it more than us."

by Zerloch June 21, 2003

School

There are many definitions for 'School' here are afew of the most common.

1) A portal to hell desguised with a friendly atmosphere.
2) A prision where they make us read books with our hands bleeding.
3) A building for pedophiles

In short, School sucks.

by Sheeka May 11, 2006

School

A place where you are kept for 18 years where they force you to listen to a person of higher power so the world will never experience another Che Guevara

Guy1: Why do we go to school?

Teacher: SO we dont have another Che Guevara! now pull out ur math books NOW!

Guy2: Che Guevara? who's that

Teacher: someone you will never learn about EVER!

by Batman123456789 June 3, 2008

School

A system that scores you based on how much you fail and encourages high pressure competition, segregation, prejudice and non-thinking assumptions upon which are based the (lack of) reasoning for blindly obeying what you're told. this is education? rofl. yeah fucking right. more like A CULT or a CONCENTRATION CAMP!

cult useless lies school

by Paradigmshiftdocs4u August 23, 2011