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xmess/x-mess

-An ex, but more so, an unreasonable one that was a total mess in numerous aspects of their life and the "relationship".

-An impossible person who was mentally off, hostile, toxic, and with numerous baggage.
There goes Daizy, she's my xmess/x-mess. I tried to make it work, but she had massive issues with trust, communication, empathy, her childhood, intimacy, guys, & people in general. A grumpy & hateful Negative Nicole my xmess/x-mess was. Rude, uncaring, assuming, unbending, self-centered, & delusional. It was a relief when the mess with my x ended, she's such an xmess/x-mess. If anything I feel bad for my xmess/x-mess, and hope the poor girl gets the help she needs.
by King Kuba September 18, 2012
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messhole

an unsanitary vagina or clean vagina that has been messed or used.
hey Jessica i can smell your messhole from across the room
by Johnny Cee October 28, 2007
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mesobitchy

Derived from bitchy. Meso-bitchy is the hightened, more extreme form of being bitchy.

See bitchy
that's so mesobitchy of you.
by blahblehblah November 8, 2007
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Mesker Ball

An incredible game with two plates, a ball, and a mud pit.
The plates are put at opposite ends of the mud-pit, and teams line up in the middle (each facing an opposite side,) (two on two is best) and put one hand on the ball. When the whistle is blown (or someone yells go) the teams wrestle to get the ball on the plate they are facing. The game ends when one team gets the ball onto the plate for 3 seconds.
Guy (or Girl): why are you all muddy?
Girl (or guy): I just played a game of Mesker Ball with my friends!
Guy (Or girl) : You played mesker? Im so jealous
by nako1234567 December 13, 2009
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Mesker

One Who Mesk's it out.
dude, stop fucking mesking it out, you Mesker!
by xdropdead69 January 24, 2010
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Messy Alejandro

when someone slobbers all over their partners face when french kissing.
ahh man i gave my girl a messy alejandro and she LIKED it!
by SONOTWHOYOUTHINKITIS July 4, 2011
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messafobe

One who is afraid of messes. And under no circumstances will be around a mess.

Always needs things tidy.

This person will walk into a room that's messy and have the sudden urge to clean it. If that is impossible due to the situation such as being at a party, the victim will leave the vicinity immediately.
Ex. 1 My friend turned out to be a messafobe when we moved in together. Now every room has to be clean at all times.

Ex. 2 Since dave is such a messafobe he can only go places where they keep shit clean, like a hospital or a church.
by nacho hut burrito dome July 19, 2011
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