Logging out

1. v. (log ing out) The skill of being able to stack your shits on top of one another, as if building a wall.

2. adv. (log-ging out) The act of randomly taking your semi hard cock out through the zipper hole in ones jeans, while leaving the button buttoned, and stroking slowly in a downward motion.

1. ie: "Dude! That chick didnt flush man! Come look at this,, bitch was Logging out! And good at it too!"

2. ie: "Bro! You must have been Hammered last night! You kept Logging out in front of those girls."

by seanyB September 25, 2010

Lincoln Log

A single man or woman that is of African descent that is floating in a pool or jacuzzi.

Hey Ray Ray, check out that Lincoln Log in the pool down there!"

by thezapperbam December 15, 2012

log hound

synonym of log watcher.

by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002

log off

Yet another way of saying you need a crap.

Man, that chilli was bad, I really need to log off!

by Aaron C Rescue August 28, 2003

Linkin Log

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time

Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!

Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!

by Johnny Bathrooms September 25, 2020

Log Splitter

When a woman is having a sex with two men and is being entered orally as well as vaginally or anally, as to be have two penises at either end, simulating a log splitter.

My buddy and I are at the bar when a hot chick comes up to us and says we're both hot and would love for us to give her a log splitter. She said she loves having two guys pour the coals to her at the same time.

by Esteban Cubby Stank Boo Boo October 27, 2014

sea logs

when you take a solid shit in the ocean

"Yo bro im about to drop some sea logs in the beach water bruhhhh my sklimealatata"

by Krazyguy3000 July 15, 2020