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liberal

A political "philosophy" which dictates:
-that the individual subordinate himself to big government

-people should be judged and dealt with according to their race (i.e. affirmative action)

-people who cannot or will not provide for themselves are entitled to the wealth of those who DO produce and earn a living

-The Bible should be banned, along with any display of religiosity--except in an election year, or you're Rev. Al Sharpton

-9/11 never happened, terrorist are entitled to Constitutional rights, and that killing terrorists creates more terrorists

-It is immoral to keep the money you earn, but perfectly moral to receive the money others have earned

-Most important, liberalism dictates that one despise America and everything it has stood for since its beginning--which was made possible only through raping, pillaging, and spreading small pox on blankets.
I hate America and everything it stands for; I'm rooting for the terrorists; I hate religious people; you should give me your money because I have less of it than you do; I have never actually read the United States Constitution; therefore I must be a liberal.
by Showers September 29, 2006
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liberation

punching and or kicking someone in the balls
(punching in the balls) you have just been liberated in the game of liberation
by JimmyWilson May 16, 2009
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Liberal tears

The tears of the politicaly incorrect. And this is what a liberal is. they are the believers in pro choice, yet there cocky ass brains won’t let you have a choice. They are commonly know as democrats that won’t let u speak.
Yo u down to burn down liberal tears
by Daddy day 124124 February 5, 2021
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stupid liberal

My uncle said John Kerry was a war hero and would make an excellent commander in chief in comparison to George W. Bush, who dodged service in 'Nam and snorted cocaine. What a stupid liberal.
by supaDISC November 27, 2004
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Liberal Elite

1. Anyone who does not view cross burning as a valid form of dispute resolution.
2. Anyone with a high school education.
"I'm sick o' them liberal elites always usin' facts and statistics to tell me why I shouldn't hate moslems!"
by F. O'Bannion September 11, 2011
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liberal

One who cares for America and wishes to preserve the ideals of this nation's founders, all progressive men in their day.
Ben Franklin owned a Cannabis farm and George Washington was known to toke up as well. Plus, they wrote the Bill of Rights. They were liberals. They would start a riot if they could see how their ideals are getting assraped by the current government
by Jonzo the Weasel May 18, 2006
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Liberal

open to new behavior or opinions and willing to discard traditional values: Such as John Demmler (A proud supporter of Donald Trump)
Man your such a liberal, John Demmler
by liberalmaker2000 December 8, 2016
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