long islander

A person who is from Long Island (usually from either Nassau or Suffolk). We do not think we're from the city, and never claim to be from there. We're not all homosexual either, I personally only know 2 homosexuals thank you very much. Some say we're stuck up, and we can be. We aren't from upstate so whoever thinks that is a fucking idiot. Oh, we curse a lot. Long Islanders have nothing to do at night because the nightlife is actually DEAD. We don't go to the city that often even though it's so damn close. We go to the beach a lot(most likely a private beach club). Some Long Islanders are from rich areas, or middle class, or poor. We're not all rich, white, and jewish. We don't all get $40,000 cars. But we do tend to be slightly spoiled. We're New Yorkers whether we're from the city or not, Long Island is still in NY. People tend to be jealous of us but, why wouldn't you be?

Stereotypical long islander: 17-year-old girl with Daddy's credit card, driving a new BMW 6 series, texting on her new Swarovski crystal encrusted Juicy Couture Sidekick and carrying a Gucci handbag.

Reality: 17-year-old girl who's been working since she was 15, driving a used car that was either bought for her or she paid for, texting on her pink Razr, and carrying a Coach bag.

by longislandgirl July 28, 2006

City Island

An island in the Bronx with lots of good seafood restaurants.

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

star island

amazing place where unitarians (mostly) go and spend a week or so attending cool ass conferences, such as yruu. you meet tons of kick ass people. off the cost of portsmouth, NH.

star island is my home

by genna January 24, 2005

MILF Island

Fantasy Island where 13 year-old boys are accosted and milfellated under palm trees on the beach by fit, horny 30-something moms.

A reality TV show planned on 30 Rock.

Man, I've been working hard for the last year. I need a one-way ticket to MILF Island.

by carbonatedcsf August 2, 2009

Islamophobe

This is the unnatural fear of Muslims. It comes from watching propaganda TV stations and looking at lame ass crybaby facebook sites.

Those Islamophobes are behaving like 12 year old girls in a haunted house. Maybe they should look at the facts sometime and they will realize that their fear is unnatural and babyish.

by Master of The Factory August 15, 2018

Herpes Island

Herpes Island is a magical place of modern folklore where smiling happy beautiful people ride bicycles and make love on the beach all day. It has been said that the only requirement to join this exclusive community is that you have herpes. Valtrex seems to have rare footage of this mythical locale.

"Wow. That looks like paradise. Do you know where that is?"

"That's Herpes Island, dog..."

"Can I go there?"

"Ya, but only if you have herpes."

"Sweet, I'm there."

by plopmeout12 March 8, 2009

Aleutian Islands

Leaving a trail of come that resembles the Aleutian Islands.

I left the Aleutian Islands on Betty's face last night after she passed out.

by Mac Daddy 012 September 12, 2009