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Herpes Island is a magical place of modern folklore where smiling happy beautiful people ride bicycles and make love on the beach all day. It has been said that the only requirement to join this exclusive community is that you have herpes. Valtrex seems to have rare footage of this mythical locale.
"Wow. That looks like paradise. Do you know where that is?"

"That's Herpes Island, dog..."

"Can I go there?"

"Ya, but only if you have herpes."

"Sweet, I'm there."
by plopmeout12 March 08, 2009
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