fetchy

adj. Arrestingly silly. Mainly pertaining to behavior that may be perceived as the norm in some social situations but out of context. Origins - a 2 1/2 year old child. 2005

Dad caught pinching Mom's butt-Hey Dad, that's too fetchy.

by cj February 13, 2005

fetchercize

verb. To exercise a pet, especially a dog, by playing fetch with him/her.

This morning I walked, fed, and fetchercized the dogs.

by Jesse Luna August 21, 2008

FetchKitty

A FetchKitty is a cute submissive female sometimes known as a Cat girl that at a moments notice will retrieve what ever their master desires

The FetchKitty went to CVS to pick up her gamer boys antidepressants

by xPIstolPete August 25, 2022

felchy joe

One who sucks the goodness from the hole room, joe being the given name for anyone who is not important

Guy 1: "Whoah, look at the dribble on that ugly fuckers noggin"
Guy 2: "Ahhhhh yes, felchy joeeeeee"
Guy 1: *nods*
Guy 2: *shudders*

by takesitupthebatty July 9, 2009

feltch a goat

An insult meaning "go have sex with a goat, then extract your seminal fluids with a straw. "

Brad says to Chad: "I fucked your mom last night!"

Chad says: "Go feltch a goat!"

Redneck kerfuffle ensues.

by Wordupyo! February 9, 2015

feltch friendly

a woman down with Felching

Yo you gotta Fuck Becky, she's Feltch Friendly, get up in there

by Cosmic Pope November 23, 2014

Fatcho

An overrated English winger that plays for the football club Penchester United. What he lacks in skill, he makes up for in his weight.

Why would Penchester United waste so much money on Fatcho?

by Kaneisabottler August 6, 2021