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kilt custard

the left over custard after you have a weggie in a kilt
Scottish person:Love I need me kilt cleaned!
Wife:Why?
Scottish person:I got kilt custard on it.
by Shmidey June 18, 2016
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Strawberry Custard

Screwing a girl that's on her period and making her suck you off until you cum.
My girl was on her period but she's cool with the strawberry custard.
by Bbq man June 16, 2016
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luxury custard

How would you like some of my luxury custard?
by G-Star December 24, 2016
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leonie cüsters

A perfect girl...a best friend...she is always there for you and will make u happy when you are feeling bad....she is pretty and intelligent .
All the boys want her but friends and family are standing on her 1st place.
A: how can you describe the word perfect to someone
B: Leonie Cüsters
by Lina.250 December 30, 2016
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keen custard

When she took her clothes off, my keen custard came out.
by datwidowasstho August 17, 2017
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thrust custard

Jizz - spew - load - sperm
She made a weird face when I blasted her with thrust custard
by Bic Shavesman June 1, 2017
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Joint Custody

When you know you can't finish a joint on your own, so you share it with a homie.
Kaitlin: "Hey, I want to buy a joint but I get way too blitzed when I smoke by myself "

Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"
by Amy911 October 20, 2017
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