Monkey Bread

when you nut in a black person's hair and u cut the hair off and eat it

cameron: im gonna make some monkey bread my neighbor, care to assist?
nicholas: nononononononoonoonoonon please
*nuts and cuts*
cameron: mmm yes monkey bread

by cameornlma November 9, 2019

The Bread

Someone who is loafin.

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you come over last night?

Guy 2: Sorry man, my mom was being the bread, and made me do the dishes all night.

Guy 1: That sucks.

by lukatore October 3, 2010

bread-bun sandwich

1. A crudely split sandwich into two pieces and one piece gets more filling.
2. Two slices of bread not contain enough filling between them.
3. Two bread slices that are so thick in size that it dwarfs the filling.

Loser guy say’s "Hey, my half of the sandwich we split has no steak!" "Looks like you just got a bread-bun sandwich.” Said the other guy and laughs.

by astrodick October 18, 2008

Breadication

Dedication to bread. Used to define a person who eats bread at every meal. Sometimes people who have breadication even eat bread for snacks.

Guy 1: Dude are you eating bread for a snack?
Guy 2: Hellz yes!
Guy 1: That's Breadication.

by breadicationator December 22, 2010

Breached sea level

When you take an epic dump, you turn to look in the toilet, and the massive pile of crap is above the water level in the toilet bowl.

Can also be used as "Breaching", if in the current process of taking a dump.

Guy #1 "Dude! I totally just Breached sea level in your toilet!"

Guy #2 "Holy Crap!"

Guy #1 "That's what I said!"

by remotenightowl October 7, 2012

Bread Pit

A Good looking oven

Brad Pit's Bread Pit

by Wilmar April 17, 2013

Breadick

When a man's erect penis is as big as an Olive Garden breadstick.

"Hey baby, I'm gonna make your bread rise - Ope, looks like you already have a breadick!"

by GatesArcane November 17, 2014