Beechball

An anonymous electronic music producer/DJ who released his first track in 2018.

"Did you hear Beechball's new single?"
"Yeah, I loved it! I wonder who he is!"

by DontTagMeBro January 21, 2019

Beechow

When Dan poops himself

Dang it Dan beechowed again.

by Carrrrrriieee August 15, 2019

Beach towel ass

When you have a butt so flat that it looks as if you have a beach towel wrapped around your waist.

Boy, you got a beach towel ass! Yo butt so flat it goes from your back straight down to yo knees.

by Towelass December 11, 2019

beach sweater

High density full coverage back and chest hair worn on public beaches and office retreats staged at beach resorts.

Bruh! A seal!. No. Carter just 'stache-waxed his beach sweater..

by D-Bob99 December 10, 2020

Beach crotch

When a lady spends the day at the beach laying in the sand and swimming in the ocean, only to go home and find sand and seaweed in her vagina. Beach crotch.

I need a shower before dinner because I definitely have beach crotch from this afternoon.

by sweediepie January 16, 2021

Beach Ball With Fingers

Used to describe someone so fat that they literally look like a beach ball with fingers

Man, did you see how fat they were? Beach ball with fingers comes to mind.

by TheOriginalBBWF April 3, 2021

beach police

The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.

TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?

I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.

by YAWA May 23, 2021