Beechow 

When Dan poops himself

Dang it Dan beechowed again.

Beechow by Carrrrrriieee August 15, 2019

Beechote 

Pronounced:(Bee-Ch-Oh-tay)

1. Is the Mexican slang for a fellow friend or Dumbass.
2. A Beechote usually stays over at a friends house after school raiding their refrigerator, or forcefully coercing that friend's mother to order pizza.
3. Beechotes are competitive at times, and only the greatest, or greater Beechote can be claimed Dumbass of the year. For accomplishing a feat say; nearly losing all the skin on one's knees while mindlessly frolicking about, getting into it with a Native American's girlfriend and being hunted like a wild buffalo, creating a repulsive stench-bearing pineapple bomb out of rotting milk, bad boiled eggs, and left-over lunch.
4. When confronting a Beechote think it best not to tempt the Beechote, use your peripherals in order to avoid contact. As they might ask you to the movies several times, even though you've declined several times.
5. Beechotes favor movies like The Terminator, Predator, Zoolander, or A Night at the Roxbury.
6. A Beechote could also be known as a term that could explain a Raging Nerd, one that plays solely for their own ranking in online gaming. In which case, survives and relies heavily on P'zones or other Pizza Hut-related products.

Mikey: "You guys want to see something totally so tight?!"
Felipe: "Sure."
Ricardo: "Oh, okay."

(Mikey throws a full chocolate milk carton into the air, and as it crashes the ground, sprays over all of his friend's backpacks)

Felipe: "What a Beechote. I'm gonna go home and play with my twanger."

Beechote by bugstar00 August 5, 2010

Beechomp 

A rare and mysterious cross-bred, interspecies insect that is part butterfly, part bumblebee, part bat, with vampire-like fangs. It flies like butterfly and stings like a bee, and sometimes drinks your blood.

Can also be used to define an extremely annoying person who is mostly clueless as to how extensively irritating they truly are but at the same time has a heart of gold. This combination of personality traits makes it really difficult to just shun the person because you'll always feel guilty in the long-run about having rejected said person. You love them, you hate them.

"Oh no! Here comes Buffy! She's the biggest BEECHOMP ever but you gotta give her credit for making it to the Children with Cancer and other Ailments Fundraiser after being hit by a car the day before yesterday, and despite a broken leg! Look! She even made cupcakes and scones! You gotta love her, hate her!"

Beechomp by StarBelly Sneetch September 22, 2011

beecho 

A synonym for the word penis,cock,dick, while working in the vacinity of a meat factory

Hey pal why don't you come suck my beecho pal

beecho by deadeddie November 2, 2006

Beechwood 

1. A cool guy in a black hat and horned rimmed glasses who roams around high as a kite.
2. Sells the best weed. Oh yeah.
3. Has a cool collection of vintage records, and great taste in music to boot.

4. Is kind to kind people, mean to mean people and gangster dicks
5. Handy with kitchen knives and steel poles
6. Drinking record- 46 beers

"See that dude over there? He is so cool, he almost cooler than Beechwood is!"

Beechwood by Therealbeechwood May 11, 2010

58 Beechwood 

Where a Fish lives.

One day Jann and Harvey ventured into 58 Beechwood....And they started to have fun with a tiny fish they met in a white grandma car...
"Heyy Jann lets push Fish into the pool, it likes water."
"Sure Harvey, make sure it doeasn't see though"

58 Beechwood by Michael Gatto October 9, 2008

Beecho 

When used with Esé, it like saying "negro get the hell out of here" or "boy please". Esé Beecho.

Someone said something to you like, "you make me sick and the reply would be "Esé Beecho."

Beecho by Manic Miguel June 8, 2017