Ask

A tool typically used for chopping wood

Again she swung the ask, and this time it went half way through the log.

by Bettie Machete April 20, 2022

Don't Care + Didn't Ask

A roast you use when you are not interested or not want to hear about something. It's also a comeback to insults or negative things people ask.

Bully: You're ugly and I hate you. You're such a dickhead and you probably don't have any friends
Me: Don't Care + Didn't Ask + You're Gay
Bully: *walks away*

by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024

Who asked?

Something a incoherent kid says when an argument isn't going their way and your whole class acts like made the greatest comeback of the century

Guy 1: "Bro shut up I banged your mom last night"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "I banged your mo-"
Guy 2: Who Asked?"
Class: "OOOOOOOOOOOO HE GOT ROASTED OOOOOOO"

by Qutex March 21, 2022

National Ask your Crush Out Day

On December 10th, you have to ask your crush out.

hey dude, its national ask your crush out day! you know what that means

by bentleyboi December 9, 2020

《¤》ask《¤》messenger《¤》add《¤》oak《¤》to《¤》read《¤》the《¤》horoscopes《¤》or《¤》tarotscope《¤》again《¤》

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《¤》ask《¤》messenger《¤》add《¤》oak《¤》to《¤》read《¤》the《¤》horoscopes《¤》or《¤》tarotscope《¤》again《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

Did I ask?

If you're here you can't say this.

Guy: You want air?

9yo: Did I ask?

by JadeLaser February 18, 2021

Who Asked?

A common phrase used during internet arguments either when one states something entirely unrelated to the topic at hand, or when one lacks sufficient brain cells to form a valid/logical argument.

1.
*Two people having a conversation*
Person 3: I bought a second lambourghini last week
Person 1: Who asked?

2.
Twitter user 1: I personally think *piece of media* has its high points, but overall fails to deliver in many areas dominated by its competitors.
Twitter user 2: I'm journeyed all the way to a remote lake in the Finnish mountains and I still can't find who asked.

by CompleteGarbage1337 March 11, 2022