Don’t ask don’t tell

The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.

Kake: “What did you spend $20 on yesterday?”
Jack: “Don’t ask don’t tell”

by Ominous 01 May 11, 2024

Asking

No. I said "You would lie or deflect to peripheral issue" and now you want to MAKE ME ask as a both a demonstration of you supposed virtue and to model behavior you want to see people replicate. You would lie.

Hym "No. Asking just allows you to pretend you wouldn't have lied in a vacuum and if you're going this far to try and get me to ask there has likely been a financial incentive tacked on."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Don't Care + Didn't Ask

A roast you use when you are not interested or not want to hear about something. It's also a comeback to insults or negative things people ask.

Bully: You're ugly and I hate you. You're such a dickhead and you probably don't have any friends
Me: Don't Care + Didn't Ask + You're Gay
Bully: *walks away*

by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024

Ask your crush out day

March 1st

GO ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT!

ASK HIM/HER OUT GO ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY
Girl: hey guy will you go out with me?
Guy: yes I will girl!

by Alexshellybdndns March 1, 2024

washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

My family and sorority

Those bitches are washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Ask

Why is it so important for you to make me ask for something THAT BELONGS TO ME.

Hym "I'm not going to let you make me ask."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

Aske

A stunningly good up-and coming band from Eastern Europe.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Aske?
Person 2: Yes, they are absolutely phenomenal!

by Fatalityy March 26, 2024