New Zealand Whoopie Cushion

When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.

I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The New Zealand Whoopie Cushion strikes again.

by Flynny500 June 2, 2011

Whoopins

Anything your mom hits you with (belt,shoe,paddle,notebook,ect.)
Moms and dads do it because they love us.

Sister #1:Dad i did a report on whoopins.
Dad :want a whoopin they are always free 24/7

Anything you get hit with

by Likeaboss122804 February 1, 2016

whoopah

A really cool thing to say when you're sitting in class bored out of your skull after listening to a really boring teacher rant on about something you have no clue about

Teacher: So, now its time for your differential calculus test. Take out a...
Me: WHOOPAH!!!
Teacher: You - WAIT BEHIND AFTER CLASS!
Me: Aaw crud.

by CRAIGLYNN666 November 24, 2004

whompers

Large tits that you put your face inbetween and shake your head back and forth really really fast.

Bob "then i put my face between them whompers and you know... it was great"

by leethal August 6, 2003

whoops

A supercross obstical that consists of many steep humps packed close together mostly around 2 feet tall. "Skimming" is the technique of getting over them which involves going fast enough yet keeping enough control to "skim" through on the tops of them.

Chopper dropped his front wheel in the whoops which caused him to flip over the bars and break his wrist.

by Chance Tomlinson June 13, 2005

Whomp & Chomp

Whomp & Chomp means to jack off and suck another guy's dick.

After finishing his studying, my cadet roomie, Matt, always wants me to Whomp & Chomp his dick!

by USAF Cadet November 15, 2020

whoops-a-daisy

the act of purposely ejaculating inside of a female, despite her clear instructions for you not to do so, then pretending it was an accident.
see also Simcoe Salmon Swim

Mac - "hey man...go give that broad a whoops-a-daisy"
C'lins - "will do, good sir"
.....later that night

C'lins - "ahhhhhh, fuck that was good"
Broad - "what? did you just cum inside of me? i told you not to!"
C'lins - "ummmmm, don't worry baby, i'm drunk"

by NotTheFather123 October 13, 2006