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your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
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The secret of the universe. All will be understood when the phrase is mentioned.
Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.
by Miss Universe 2020 July 29, 2020
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watchblog

Calvinist blog that focuses on monitoring and exposing theologically unsound or heretical movements.
I just read a great post at the slice of laodicea watchblog about Elvis impersonators leading worship.
by Smurf Breath April 7, 2007
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watery smile

A watery smile is when someone’s smile is weak and not really a smile. It’s just an action to show no emotion or hurt. Also known as a sad smile
She gave him a watery smile.
by anonymous.freebird June 25, 2018
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Scout water

Any highly-flammable liquid fuel with which a resourceful Boy Scout might augment the construction of his campfire, i.e. gasoline, kerosene, ethanol, naphtha, etc.
Scout: "I try and try but I just can't get this tinder to light! I think it's too wet."

Adult Leader: "Fear not, for I come bearing Scout water and good tidings. Now go find me a left-handed smoke shifter."

Scout: "A what?"
by I Hate Fruit Loops!!! March 21, 2009
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anus water rocket

Propellant used in anal entrance to rapidly shoot out a burst of liquid, thus expanding the anal cavity
"Today i used anus water rocket to enlarge my anal cavity"
by WestNomad January 12, 2016
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Prince Across the Water

A leader in exile, or in waiting. A person out of power.
Boris Johnson, the Mayor of London, might be the Prince Across the Water of Britain's Conservative Party.
by sharpslaw August 10, 2012
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