by KangarooPanda March 17, 2017
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Get the topex mug."Witnesses say that Tom Cruise was shot to death after caught Torpedoing in the hot tub by his mother."
"Did you see that chick Torpedoing herself?"
"Did you see that chick Torpedoing herself?"
by jayrodmurderface June 29, 2017
Get the Torpedo mug.To take a shit in ones hand, and proceed to stick just the head of the shit inside ones partner, then take the unprotruded end of the shit in both hands and proceed to roll it like Martha Stewart would roll dough.
Lee - "Dang Mark, I heard you gave her a Toledo Tootsie Roll."
Mark - " yeah I know man it was awesome but now my hands are covered in shit so I just wiped it on her."
Lee - "that sounds awesome I would have definitely rubbed it all over."
Mark - " yeah I know man it was awesome but now my hands are covered in shit so I just wiped it on her."
Lee - "that sounds awesome I would have definitely rubbed it all over."
by Steve scuba September 22, 2017
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A word used by holier than thous on social media to shame you for your troubling personal opinion. Mostly used by the main stream media and social media blowhards on Farcebook and Twatter to try and force a public apology out of you. They have no real recourse or law to push their agenda so they must make their opinion seem defacto and unarguable.
Person with troubling opinion: I don't see an issue with letting my daughter dress up as Pocahontas for Halloween. She is merely a little girl who likes Disney.
Social media holier than thou contributor to Buzzfeed: That is tonedeaf as hell you racist, sexist, misogynist, able-ist, age-ist, nazi, white supremacist. I demand you retract that statement or I will let your employer at the donut shop at 11th ave and West St about your problematic opinions.
Social media holier than thou contributor to Buzzfeed: That is tonedeaf as hell you racist, sexist, misogynist, able-ist, age-ist, nazi, white supremacist. I demand you retract that statement or I will let your employer at the donut shop at 11th ave and West St about your problematic opinions.
by Scambammer January 4, 2018
Get the Tonedeaf mug.Man, Ben was so smashed last night. He ended up taking home that torpedo.
The act of being Torpedoed.
The act of being Torpedoed.
by ThumbGunner June 12, 2018
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