3 definitions by jayrodmurderface

pool towel

The act of butt flossing with a pool float while someone shits on your face.

The YMCA pool is closed today due to last week's Pool Toweling incident.

by jayrodmurderface June 7, 2017

Torpedo

The act of anal masturbation while using a pool toy at your local swimming pool.

"Witnesses say that Tom Cruise was shot to death after caught Torpedoing in the hot tub by his mother."
"Did you see that chick Torpedoing herself?"

by jayrodmurderface June 30, 2017

Muckbang

The act of eating copious amounts of food with a group of friends while violently masturbating or having intercourse with said food and/or friends.

A) "Man, that muckbang last week was the best thing ever!"
B) "Yeah, my asshole will still never be the same. Plus I think there's still pudding in my urethra."

A) "Hehe. Sorry about your ass. Next time I'll use whipped cream."
C) "Yup, I'll bring the lemon marang next time, too!"

by jayrodmurderface February 7, 2022