Tonking

Where a man uses his erect penis to slap his partner's face

I gave her a good tonking

I woke her up with a tonking

by Cjkp November 19, 2023

Tonsil Baton

Another word for a man's penis, especially when being sucked.

gave this chick the ol tonsil baton last night and she damn near choked.

by Pimpofallsimps November 30, 2023

tonkee

dy/dx

is that 'tonkee'?
yea, he's such a 'dy/dx'

by yoahncd December 5, 2023

Tonekeeping

Staying in shape in body, mind and most importantly spirit. Not getting too comfortable, flabby or vulnerable to ambush. Touches every aspect of life including physical, emotional, social, financial and intellectual fitness. Maintaining joy purposefully, using challenge and struggle as tools. Evidenced by smiling when you can't pinpoint exactly why.

At the store, we are practicing tonekeeping by reminding each other of the basic premise of the business...to sell at a profit.

I am tonekeeping by exercising ten percent more.

I cut my credit spending for tonekeeping purposes.

by already there December 5, 2023

Tonsil Toss

A game involving 2 or more people, which involves coughing tonsil stones into each others mouths. First person to drop a tonsil stone out of their mouth loses, and has to take 2mg of fentanyl through a straw up their ass. The game is won by whoever dies of drug overdose first.

The local Tonsil Toss event is being held in the town square!

by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

TomSka's Law

When something you say online that involves a person being insulted is able to be seen by the person in question.

Person 1: I might talk a bit of trash about him...
Person 2: That's probably a bad idea, you know TomSka's Law.

by Radin Happier March 16, 2024

tonkmaxing

The piss you take right after jerking off when your tip stings and your piss goes everywhere. You proceed to do it repeatedly until you go unconscious.

I’m so sigma I just love tonkmaxing so much!

by Sigmaohio69 March 29, 2024