toaster

a white short bus used to transport the students of fancy prep schools to the location of their liking

holy shit, greer crashed the toaster; now everyone is dead!

by porters girl May 26, 2006

Toaster

A person who pops your toast.

I mean, when i that toaster, i just *Poff*. it was an automatic turn on.

by J to the second power. January 23, 2009

Toaster

Something that is so incredibly awesome and hot that it would toast bread.

Created in Naugatuck CT as a way of describing the sound of the mythic punk rock band Society In Breakdown.

Society In Breakdown is the motha fuckin toaster.

Motha fuckin toasta's an shit.

by Danny Breakdown October 23, 2004

Toaster

Term used to describe a really hot, and sexy guy.

1) That Kyle is such a toaster!
2) That wallabe is cute, but that Tony is a straight toaster!

by Neffyy November 2, 2008

Roasted and Toasted

When somebody gets nothing close to roasted but whatever they say is funny.

You got Roasted and Toasted because you said "I'm dumb" and then said "But what if i wasn't!?!?!?"

by Jackattack647814846 January 1, 2018

hung like a toaster

A fine ass women and or some bitch with a fat booty that was able to force her ass into some Applebottom(c) jeans, but only if she's wearing them "boots with da fuuurrrr!"

damn, like Flow Rida said, dat hoe was hung like a toaster!

by someone who isn't Harry Potter January 12, 2009

Toaster

A length of time spent with several insane women. To purposefully, or accidently put yourself in the position to have to deal one insane woman after another, even though the aftermath is always horrific, over a short period of time.

"Man I hope next week is better, I can't handle another toaster." or "Did you hear that Jack got toasted last week?" or even "You've won a toaster."

by Joshua Boyd October 4, 2007