Telstra

The worst connection ever made, will probably fail and support staff can't get their heads out of their own asses let alone speak basic English.

Likened to a Pile of Horseshit Telstra makes you pay them to take a hot steaming shit on your face.

"Mateee these cunts can't provide me anything and I'm paying a premium."

"Well switch to something like TPG or Optus cunt, these drongos couldn't build a lego set, let alone put up a good fucking service"

"Telstra, taking your money, for nothing in return" *TELSTRA JINGLE*

by Bilko367 February 15, 2020

Test

Don't worry, your ping is stable.. And next time don't urban "test" check your connection you smart..

Test

by justsay_yes September 13, 2020

Pinkie Test

A method created due to the movie "Teeth" where a vagina with a full set of chompers bites off a dick.

When one is overly paranoid after seeing the film, a pinkie is carefully put in the vagina first inorder to be sure there won't be any "surprises."

Shit - I just saw the movie "Teeth" and will NEVER be the same again. I vow to forever use the pinkie test.

by Rexperience January 7, 2010

Wonderlic Test

1. Noun. A test used to test knowledge in certain situations, especially used at the NFL combine.

2. Noun. A tottally unrelated comment used in everyday conversations.

3. Verb. The test of one's ability to lick.

Vince Young would have been drafted higher, except for his tiny Wonderlic score.

Hey John!
Im gonna swim a wonderlic!
?

Girl 1: Im gonna give my boyfriend the Wonderlic Test.
Girl 2: kinky...

by Jeembo December 20, 2010

friend test

when you call your entire friendship into question and force them into doing something.

dude, friend test!

by milleant January 27, 2011

Rape Test

The act of sneaking up on someone in an attempt to determine whether they are prepared to elude an aggressive sexual assault

Roommate1: How did Bridget do on her rape test last night?

Roommate2: Judging by the fact that she was passed out in front of the apartment door... I'd say she failed

by Games from Mega November 29, 2011

beta test

The last stage of testing for a computer product prior to commercial release. Beta testers are usually real users who are offered a free down load or product to try out and are asked for feedback.

George, "Hey, Where did you find this new app on your phone and how can I get it?"

Sara, "Sorry, babe, it's a beta test and not available yet".

by Noopyhi November 10, 2013