Mushroom Headed

Dipping an erect penis in ketchup or similar sauce and smacking it across another persons face.

It was hilarious. Lindsey fell asleep on the couch and Johnny mushroom headed her!

by Vendetta49 August 28, 2022

shiitake mushrooms

Just a hidden way of saying shit

*bangs knee* *yells* shiitake mushrooms

by AlphaBravo777 June 30, 2022

floating mushrooms

A jellyfish

Italian guy: look there, there are some floating mushrooms!
American girl: that’s just a jellyfish.

by Fep October 14, 2023

Mushroom head

When you slap the top of a womans head with the head of your penis and it puts a big stamp that looks like a mushroom on her head.

Jake: i just mushroom headed your girl
JJ: no you didnt your cappin

by MrSlappaH December 29, 2018

Mushroom Circle

When one homosexual male has his ass up in the air, balancing on his head, spins in a circle and multiple other homosexual males quickly dip their "mushroom heads" in his "fairy ring."

Hey man you wanna do a mushroom circle?

by tihts annonymous May 06, 2019

Kentucky Mushroom Wallop

When a group of men hit you in the face with their dicks

I have a black eye from the Kentucky Mushroom Wallop the football team gave me

by Spidey81 January 25, 2018

mushroom jerry

When a girl sits on your lap and busts out a big hot fart.

My girlfriend and I were at the bar and my girlfriend gave me a mushroom jerry and I felt the rumble.

by Wes Futrell November 14, 2020