Spasmod

1. An abbreviation for Spasmodically_Insane. 2. One of the most screwed up people you will ever meet. 3. Better then any Platano...

"SPASMOD what are you doing?"
"SPASMOD you have issues"
"You are way better then those fag Platanos SPASMOD"

by Spasmodically_Insane February 25, 2004

Spasm Spank

When the missus grabs your member with no real clue as to what she's doing and violently wrenches it to and fro.

The Missus gave me a Spasm Spank last night, she damn nearly tore it off.

by clivep36 April 15, 2017

Splash bro

When you and a friend have a threesome. its a splash bro because a splash bro drain 3’s like its nothing

bro my girlfriend and her friend turned me into a splash bro

by Gary winthoroe April 16, 2019

Piss Spasm

That dance you go when you really gotta go.

Larry had been holding it for a while, so I wasn't suprised when he had a Piss Spasm and ran to the bathroom.

by jeffbarstaff April 8, 2010

cock splash

Someone who always butts in on a conversation with something stupid or totally irrelevant to the actual conversation being had.

1. This is a and b conversation so see your way out of it you cock splash!
2. What did you say that for you cock splash!
3. You don't know what you are talking about you cock splash!

by Greenmeenie007 February 10, 2015

make a splash

drop a deuce, spray some mud, take a dump

A man waiting for an open stall in the men's room might announce: "Come on man, hurry up, make a splash!"

by Whisk3yM1ke May 8, 2008

Gobble dee gook spasm

The exact point of reflux during deep fellatio inflicted upon the female throat.

Lara: I went down on Steve the other night and almost spewed, he shoved my head down to far..

Jess: oh.. You mean you experienced a gobble dee gook spasm?

by stink wizard November 21, 2013