Yellow Scallop

The act - intentional or accidental - of burping in your partner's open mouth during a moment of intimacy.

We were having a lovely evening. I went in for the kiss. Poor thing must not have been feeling well as she returned the gesture with a yellow scallop.

by dfjquest September 16, 2025

unusually large scallop

a euphemism, used to fill gaps in conversation, awkward silence or just for a laugh. Coined by Master Chef Hugh Acheson, loosely referring to a scallop stored in a tin the size of a paint can.

Girl 1: Smart, handsome, he is quite a catch.
Girl 2: ... AND he has an unusually large scallop...

Wife: Have you cleaned the garage yet?
Husband: Have I mentioned I have an unusually large scallop?

by Capt. Colicchio April 30, 2011

Pulling a Salloum

When you leave a group of people without any prior or post notice.

What is he doing walking out the door quietly? I think he’s currently pulling a Salloum...

by TripleeJay October 27, 2019

that doesn't swallow

An even worse version of "that sucks". an abbreviation of "that sucks and doesn't swallow.

Friend: I just lost power at my place

You: Damn that doesn't swallow.

by Zen Warrior September 7, 2021

Pop Pop Swallow

Actions of a pill-head.

A person who smokes goes “puff puff pass.” A person who takes pills goes “pop pop swallow.”

by Palmtree18 December 17, 2021

I Had To Swallow The Tooth I Slit My Achilles Heel With

I Had To Swallow The Tooth I Slit My Achilles Heel With

I Had To Swallow The Tooth I Slit My Achilles Heel With

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Alan Sylvestri Stallone

Da "Great Italian Stallion Of Many Talents" who both wrote da wonderful music for and starred in quite a few famous films.

Billy Joel looks uncannily like da "Rambo" actor, plus of course he is known for writing awesome music, as well. But I cannot see his soft-spoken-and-gentle self actually shouting, "Stop! Or my mom will shoot!", so I kinda doubt dat he would ever be an "Alan Sylvestri Stallone" movie-figure.

by QuacksO May 5, 2025