schadenfreudist

Schadenfreudists are people who want you to fail at life

those schadenfreudists are dangerous

by nigerianwut December 17, 2022

Crude-sade

The act of going to war to gain control of or access to oil deposits. Usually under mocked-up or false pretenses.

Bush Junior only went into the Middle East to finish Daddy's Crude-sade

by Dirty Apple October 20, 2009

masochistic schadenfreude

Taking pleasure in the suffering and misfortune of others and also taking pleasure in feeling bad about that joy.

Masochistic schadenfreude is the key to happiness in a modern world, where we only interact through social media. I think your suffering is funny. That makes me feel bad. I like that too.

by Useless and Randomu November 16, 2018

road schadenfreude

You're driving along, minding your own biz, when some jackass cuts you off. You keep your eye on him, and eventually he gets stuck behind someone in another lane, and you fly by him. You are experiencing road schadenfreude.

Dude cut me off , but the road schadenfreude when I passed him later was delish!

by Fortyphobic December 8, 2019

shadeball

(n.) a person who acts standoff-ish towards you and when they talk to you they act like they have somewhere better to be or someone better to talk to.
(v.) the act of being shady to a person

(n.) tyler is such a shadeball, shady like a willow!
(v.) i must be shadeballlin' today.

by shadeballs11 October 27, 2009

fifty shades of green

A movie starring Srek having sex with Fiona

Did you watch fifty shades of green

by Redhajdkd February 21, 2015

Pulling the Shades

When a girl, usually a lesbian, sits on her lover's face, grabs her labia, and stretches them over the eyes of her lover, also usually a lesbian.

If it weren't for that girl who kept pulling the shades on me, I'd be able to say exactly whose hands were on my crotch.

by Shade Puller January 6, 2012