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Piss Slip

Used to descirbe a trip, fall or indeed slip whilst under the influence of alcohol. Particularly prevalent whilst on holiday in Magaluf, Piss Slipping can be a danger anywhere you consume ridiculous quantities of alcohol.
I wouldn't go in there, he is piss slipping in there, he will be hurt
by D-BANGER July 25, 2011
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Silver Slipper

A poop that slips out of your butt when you lose consciousness at the bar.
I was hanging out with this cool chick at the bar and next thing I know she goes limp and something smells foul. She had a silver slipper. Gross! I nailed her anyhow but made her shower first.
by MontanaStankAss December 12, 2012
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slipknot

Arguably the most mallcore pseudo-metal (not nu, children, because that implies mainstream metal, whereas Slipknot is rock) band on the planet. Essentially talentless, this Iowa-based hard rock band incorporates a NEW N XTREME(!!1) approach to music by consisting of an unconventional 9 members, attempting to cover up their all-around mediocrity. The instrumentals are typically poorly done but blended well with all the rest, the drumming being as weak as the lyrics, and Corey (the vocalist) can often be heard panting in between shouts due to his dismal lack of physical fitness. On the topic of genres, Slipknot is often incorrectly labeled a metal band because their instrumentals and vocals do not resemble that of Tom Petty, and their mask gimmick was stolen from GWAR, a joke metal band that really isn't that bad. Synonymous with "poser", "mallgoth", "faggotry" and a number of other unsavory words that are more or less implied.
Chris to friend: Yeah, I just pre-ordered a copy of Aes Dana - Formors from Oaken Shield.
Friend: The shipping on that's a bitch. Goddamned intercontinental...
Chris: *Nods head* It's worth it though. They're a fucking amazing black metal ba--
Random maggot: OMGDUDE SLIPKNOT IS THE BEST DEATH METAL BAND EVER YOU PUSSY LISTEN TO THEM INSTEAD
by Chris Zewe September 22, 2005
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Slippery Clam

A term for an excessivley moist object (vagina) that resembles and feels like a slippery clam or mollusk
"I've been waiting to fry up her slippery clam all day"
by josh tribune February 12, 2004
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Shlipper McSchlong

A derogatory term used to describe the act of initiating intercourse with a female.
"Man, last night was pretty crazy!"
"Was it? Did you shlipper mcschlong?"
by Mc Chaz September 22, 2006
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Slippery Scorpion

When a man cums onto a floor and drags his wife by her arms over it, similiar to the scorpion act of mating.
Joe: Me and Louise are trying to have a baby, nothing seems to be working

Zac: Why don't you just give her a slippery scorpion?

Joe: Good idea! I'll do that tonight
by Sugar81 April 26, 2008
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Slippery Dick

A non-erect penis, that is hard to grasp between your hands.
by Long Penis John June 8, 2018
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