sleeping sanchez

when you dont like someone, to revenge them you wipe your ass with their pillow and then put a pillow case on top of it so they dont see the skid marks but they smell shit all night

he pissed me off so bad i gave him a sleeping sanchez!

by sexyava June 7, 2011

Sleeping Badger

to engage in the sexual act with a sleeping partner, and attempt to finish before said partner wakes up.

"I woke up first and gave her the ole Sleeping Badger!

by sealspider1 January 17, 2009

Sleep Fatnea

a condition where an overweight person stops breathing during sleep because excess fat around their head.

My brother Don and his wife Bette suffer from Sleep Fatnea due to a high fat low fiber diet.

by pamslam May 12, 2009

Sleep Fucker

1. One who engages in sexual acts with another individual and who cannot remember doing such acts while no drugs are involved.

2. A hookup involving a person who is asleep while with another person but actively participating in the hookup.

When Jen woke up after hooking up with Jay, Jay realized she was a sleep fucker.

by Kyebosh October 26, 2005

Sleep Carpentry

Sleep carpentry is akin to sleep walking; however in sleep carpentry, one begins carpentry work on his/her house whilst asleep.

"Oh man, last night was crazy. I went to sleep and when I woke up there was a brand new, handmade cabinet in my kitchen."

"Bro, that's a definite case of sleep carpentry. You're a sleep carpenter."

"Bro."

by Schderp May 12, 2014

super sleep

state of unconsciousness that occurs after coming down from a very good high, where the sufferer may sleep for an upwards of 10 to 16 hours. Takes a fuck ton to wake a super sleeper up.

riiiing......
Bobby: hello?
Tim: You called me earlier?
Bobby: yea at 9... its 6 now broseph
Tim: word breh, just got off my super sleep broski. it was great.
Bobby: Damn brohan, wtf was dat shit? lemme get a g cuz cuz

by Da_prune March 4, 2009

long sleep

Peaceful death

Work sucked I’m ready for the long sleep

by Ditullio650 October 17, 2019