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restramated

The act of feeling relieved after taking a shit of approximately 13+ inches in length and 1.7+ inches in diameter.
Jimmy felt restramated after he gave birth to his little shit.
by (0>0) June 18, 2019
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Restrugglican

A person who knows that their political party has completley diverged from their personal moral base but cannot come out of the closet and change political identities.
My neighbor is such a Restrugglican. He is holler-than-though in his moral disapproval of abortion but secretly knows that, when he asks "what Jesus would do?" every day, he can't support ripping children from their parents, tax cuts for the wealthy, support of dictators and so much more that Jesus would never do. Yet he can't vote with the "sinners" of other parties that oppose those things.
by Dr. Robstew July 9, 2019
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Reston pancake

When you only have 24 hours with your boyfriend and haven't seen each other in months, he flips you over repeatedly while fucking you to maximize positions
I want him to make me a Reston pancake.
by Lady FatKid July 27, 2019
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restore law and order

Chinese governmemt code phrase for "murder citizens".
In a recent public meetng regarding the freedom fighters in Hong Kong. China's leaders used the phrase "restore law and order" at least 100 times. Everyone in Hong Kong knows exactly what this means.
by TheFleeceMan September 2, 2019
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Resting Dick Angle

Resting Dick Angle or RDA is the angle of a persons penis when in the flaccid state.

RDA is measured by first getting an errection and using a ruler and a sharpie to draw a line straight down the top of the penis. Then in the flaccid state a protractor is layed on top of the penis, positioned straight out from the hips. If the line drawn on the penis is striaght out at the 90 degree and that individual has 0 degrees of RDA. RDA angles is negative degrees if it's to the left of 90 degrees and positive if to the right of 90 degrees
Dude: Bro what's your Resting Dick Angle at today?
Bro: It's a little to the left dude... My RDA is - 3 degrees today!
by SpicyBry January 20, 2020
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Restauronavirus

Is the spreading of financial ruin caused by the Coronavirus pandemic on the restaurant and hospitality industry.
The Restauronavirus has caused the lost of billions of dollars and millions of jobs in restaurants, bars & hotels all around the country.
by Dunkadelic Era April 2, 2020
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Restshrooms

When you visit the restroom in a bar and some dude who likes your shirt thinks you’re a party boy and hands over a bag of shrooms to you.
Dude, I can tell you guys party. Take some of these, bro!
Wow, I just scored some restshrooms.
by Tcwilly April 26, 2020
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